AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>say "ohh snap!"

>Challenge him to a yo momma battle

(lol sorry guys, i jsut got Phoenix WRIGHT for the first time. It's so daisies addicting >.<)

Snarf wrote:>Cast sleep
>Cast poison
>Cast mini
>Cast Toad
>Cast zombie
>Realize your mistakes

>Well, fuck.

Fooflyer wrote:bite open kratos' skull and suck out his tasty brains

>Since you have nothing else to lose, you decide, "Why the hell not." Using the SPACE GRAVITY, or lack thereof, you LAUNCH yourself forward, and land atop KRATOS' DELICIOUS SKULL. Using your GOD-JAWS, you tear off the top of his KRATOS HEAD. You are about to eat his BRAINS, when you remember that you cast ZOMBIE. He has no more BRAINS. daisies.

Yoshi wrote:>Inform Kratos that he is adopted

>Angered, you decide to let ZOM-TOS know that he is ADOPTED. He cries ZOMBIE TEARS.

Deiphobus wrote:>say "ohh snap!"

>You and your BROS simultaneously share a very ENTHUSIASTIC "Ohh snaaaaaap" to rub in the INGENIOUS INSULT.

WrathAngerfist wrote:>Challenge him to a yo momma battle

>The next 30 seconds are spent insulting ZOM-TOS' MOTHER. He can ake no COMEBACKS, however, as he is a ZOMBIE.

>ZOM-TOS uses MOAN. Nothing happens.

>It is now YOUR TURN

have zom tos join your party of bros

>Summon Hat of Loyalty.

> Affix hat to Zomtos's head, rendering him a member of your team.

>Pull revolver out of thin air.

>Make zombies.

>Kill them all.

Mr. Mander wrote:>Summon Hat of Loyalty.

> Affix hat to Zomtos's head, rendering him a member of your team.

Fooflyer wrote:have zom tos join your party of bros

>Snapping your fingers, you summon a HAT OF LOYALTY, and affix to ZOM-TOS' HEAD. ZOM-TOS is now one of your BROS, a veritable ZOM-BRO.

Alexandy13 wrote:>Pull revolver out of thin air.

>Make zombies.

>Kill them all.

>Reaching into HAMMERSPACE, you PROCURE one BADASS REVOLVER for your PARTY OF BROS, and create a ZOMBIE HORDE. The next THREE HOURS are filled with MINDLESS SPACE-ZOMBIE KILLING.

>You are now BORED.

strip yourself of your limitless power because then there's no challenge

>Produce bigger zombies

>Produce badass grenade launcher

>Continue previous activity

Fooflyer wrote:strip yourself of your limitless power because then there's no challenge

>Go to earth first.
>Then do that.
>Give it back to Zeus.
>Say later bro!
>Epic Fist Bump

> Keep Aphrodite 2.o, Box, Walter, and zom bro in your party though

>play reality v0.83

(The entire town's internet was dead pretty much all day. Oh, and Phoenix Wright, too. Sorry again. I hope you guys can forgive me D=)

Alexandy13 wrote:>Produce bigger zombies

>Produce badass grenade launcher

>Continue previous activity

>You do that.

Snarf wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:strip yourself of your limitless power because then there's no challenge

>Go to earth first.
>Then do that.
>Give it back to Zeus.
>Say later bro!
>Epic Fist Bump

>You head to EARTH., and TRANSFER your GOD-POWERS to ZEUS. you tell him "Later!" and you both share an EPIC GOD-FIST-BUMP which shatters the SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM for a TEMPORARY PERIOD OF TIME.

Sloth wrote:> Keep Aphrodite 2.o, Box, Walter, and zom bro in your party though

>Your HOT WIFE, BOX, WALTER, and ZOM-BRO are still in your PARTY. JACKIE CHAN, BRUCE LEE, and CHUCK NORRIS all go with ZEUS.

Deiphobus wrote:>play reality v0.83

>You whip out your SUPER GAME STATION 3000 and pop in REALITY v0.83.


>You find yourself in a BORING APARTMENT COMPLEX. To your LEFT is your LIVING AREA, to your RIGHT is your KITCHEN/BATHROOM. EXITS are SOUTH.

> Pee on floor

>Set fire to the apartment