AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>find underground videogame heaven in moon

wear a dress

Can't, clothing is illegal remember

>don't give a fuck

> Frotz grue

>Enter temple

>Fight generic temple creatures.

>Piss off temple guardian.

>Fight guardian

>Be badass.

> Steal the treasure

> Return and have a picnic with Zeus, Aphrodite, and Aphrodite 2.o

>Create Kratos
>Fight Kratos

> Invite Jackie Chan to your picnic

>also invite bruce lee

>also invite Chuck Norris.

Sloth wrote:> Eat some watermelon

> Find a foe to fight

>You pluck a SPACE WATERMELON off of the SPACE WATERMELON SPACE TREE. It is DELICIOUS. Your HUNGER is now at 0%

>You decide that there must be a SPACE FOE in the EIGHTH HOLE.

Alexandy13 wrote:>Enter temple

>Fight generic temple creatures.

>Piss off temple guardian.

>Fight guardian

>Be badass.

>As soon as you step inside of the EIGHTH HOLE, many TINY, GREEN MEN flock towards you, BABBLING in some sort of SPACE GIBBERISH. You SPACE KICK them, and continue onward.
>After a while of exploring, you come across a large LOCKED DOOR. It looks like it might require some sort of BOSS KEY. You use your MAGIC to open it.
>A VERY LARGE, VERY FAT man stands in the CENTER of a VERY LARGE room. He seems to be protecting something, but what?
>He RUSHES you, or at least WADDLES towards you as fast as his FAT LEGS allow.
>You deliver a good WHACK to his VERY FAT FACE with your SPACE CLUB. He flies backwards, and as he lands, he creates a VERY LARGE SPACE CRATER in the floor.
>You say "Looks like I got a pie hole in one!"
>You suddenly realize that that was probably the furthest thing from BADASS that you could ever hope to accomplish, and thank your LUCKY STARS that the VERY LARGE, VERY FAT MAN was unable to hear you.
>WALTER runs from behind. You wonder where the hell he's been.

Fooflyer wrote:lead an expeditionary team throughout the space catacombs of space moon

>You take WALTER under your ARMS, and the two of you LEAP into the VERY LARGE CRATER left behind by the VERY LARGE, VERY FAT MAN.
>You find yourself in the SPACE CATACOMBS of the SPACE MOON. GOLF BALL-SHAPED STALAGMITES AND STALACTITES line the WALLS. You begin your ADVENTURE.

Deiphobus wrote:>find underground videogame heaven in moon

>Within MINUTES, you find a TREASURE TROVE, filled with EVERY VIDEO GAME EVER and a TREASURE CHEST.

Sloth wrote:> Steal the treasure

>You OPEN the TREASURE CHEST. There is a PRETTY DRESS inside.

Fooflyer wrote:wear a dress

Sloth wrote:Can't, clothing is illegal remember

Deiphobus wrote:>don't give a fuck

>You have a TEMPORARY MORAL BATTLE with yourself before finally deciding to wear the PRETTY DRESS. You feel DASIES PRETTY.

Sloth wrote:> Return and have a picnic with Zeus, Aphrodite, and Aphrodite 2.o

>You and WALTER return to have a PICNIC with your BEST FRIENDS.
>You soon MEET UP WITH ZEUS and APHRODITE(s)

Sloth wrote:> Invite Jackie Chan to your picnic

Deiphobus wrote:>also invite bruce lee

Snarf wrote:>also invite Chuck Norris.

>You take out your SPACE PHONE and invite the THREE GREATEST MEN TO EVER LIVE EVER to your PICNIC. They arrive INSTANTANEOUSLY.

Snarf wrote:>Create Kratos
>Fight Kratos

>Now that you have the GREATEST FIGHTING TEAM EVER, you decide to summon the GOD OF WAR.
>You have entered BATTLE.
>It is currently YOUR PARTY'S TURN

>Cast sleep
>Cast poison
>Cast mini
>Cast Toad
>Cast zombie
>Realize your mistakes

bite open kratos' skull and suck out his tasty brains

>Inform Kratos that he is adopted