The Marvelous Marriage By: Al Funcoot (Soap Opera Adventure)

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:19 am

Before Iconsting could protest or even think, he was already outside with the strangers. All I wanted was to use a phone and get home. He thought.

Unfortunately, judging by the shape of his car, he wouldn't be going anywhere for a while. "So, why is everything so hectic in there?"

Takeiuchi · Post by **Takeiuchi** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:26 am

Mr. Mander wrote:
Takeiuchi wrote:"This rowboat is slow, and cramped. Why didn't we take my car again?"

"Because you can't drive a car that's full of shovels. Now quit bitching and get in the boat."

"My car is blue, you just shovel'd someone else's car"
Owner of the odd block shaped red car: "GHNSDFGHNDFGOBHASDGAE"

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:27 am

Takeiuchi wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Takeiuchi wrote:"This rowboat is slow, and cramped. Why didn't we take my car again?"

"Because you can't drive a car that's full of shovels. Now quit bitching and get in the boat."
"My car is blue, you just shovel'd someone else's car"

"I expected that and shoveled every car in the parking lot."

"Now get in the boat before I shovel you."

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:30 am

What the fuck did you do to my car.

Takeiuchi · Post by **Takeiuchi** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:30 am

Mr. Mander wrote:
Takeiuchi wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:

"Because you can't drive a car that's full of shovels. Now quit bitching and get in the boat."
"My car is blue, you just shovel'd someone else's car"
"I expected that and shoveled every car in the parking lot."

"Now get in the boat before I shovel you."

"ZWEIHANDER, VERSCHLIMMERN SIE!"

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:39 am

SHOVEL BLOCK

Takeiuchi · Post by **Takeiuchi** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:42 am

Mr. Mander wrote:

SHOVEL BLOCK

"Submit, um den Zorn meiner großen Zweihänder, bevor SIE tödlich verletzt, großer Krieger!"

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:52 am

WIE SIEHT KEINE!

(But seriously, either get in the boat or don't come with us.)

Takeiuchi · Post by **Takeiuchi** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:55 am

Mr. Mander wrote:

WIE SIEHT KEINE!

(But seriously, either get in the boat or don't come with us.)

"You win this round, komrade"

(You're no fun)

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:55 am

WAAAAAAIT FOR MEEEEEE

Takeiuchi · Post by **Takeiuchi** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:58 am

Sloth wrote: WAAAAAAIT FOR MEEEEEE

"NEIN"

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:45 pm

"Get the hell in the boat!" She intercepted the bouncer.
"Besides..."

"You haven't seen me floor it yet."

They zipped off at speeds way above the speed limit.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:51 am

Fumbling around his car, looking for anything that could help, Palenque managed to grab several things. Among them was a syringe, filled with some sort of liquid. "Well, let's hope this works..." Jabbing the needle into his leg, just above the ankle, he grunted as he forced the liquid into his system. In a matter of minutes, the liquid had began to take effect, caused his ankles to crack and shift. The damage had been repaired, but he still walked awkwardly, making it obvious who he was in a crowd. He managed to stumble over to the stumble over to the side of the church. Turning the corner, he tripped over a GPS. "Hey, watch it!" It blared at him. "Wha..." As it turns out, it wasn't simply a single talking appliance, but a small group, and among them was the Angie, the talking lamp. "Angie, somethi-" glancing around, he noticed a small group of people, who appeared to be searching for someone, and among them was the bridesmaid. "Quick, back behind the church, hurry!" He managed to stumble behind the church with the group of appliances, before collapsing against the wall, partially exhausted, and in a moderate amount of pain from walking on half-broken ankles.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:30 am

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:33 am

AND NOW IT IS OVER