Mr. Mander wrote:(Aaah I should be using pictures but I am doing homework right now)
"Need of my illogical logic? That doesn't make sense even to me!"
Mander walked up to Lyra and tossed his shovel into her hands.
"Despite your insanity, Captain, I look forward to serving with you. The fastest way to China with our available resources would be to dig, obviously, so begin digging."
Lyra stared at the shovel in her hands.
"Fine then, Don't dig!" Mander snatched his shovel back. "We can go the boring way and investigate the Chinese Wood Lumberyard I buy my Sand Pear Wood stakes from."
Another mass stare. He pulled a wooden stake out of his coat.
"Sand Pear Stakes are the only effective defense against Jiang Shi Vampires!"
(I have made so many obscure references.)
"Oh daisies, you guys are so unorganized. I'll follow just so you guys don't get jullienne'd or whored out or something."
The captain pulled her sword out of its sheath and pointed it towards the horizon. "Tally ho, my good men! Mander, lead the way!" Just like old times. Before her crew had decided they could do a better job than her and taken over the Seamiser. All she had now was the dinky little rowboat she'd christened Martyr.
"Why don't we just take my Datsun most of the way there?"
(YES I AM PUTTING MY CAR INTO THIS RPG YOU SHUSH)
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[quote="Defenestrator2.0"][quote="Takeiuchi"]These delicious Chocolate cover Pomegranate balls are delishus, but make me sick after a few. D:[/quote]
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Board wrote:'I-I-I'm Board' he stammered. Board wasn't his real name, it's just what he liked to call himself while he wore his helmet. No one can ever know his real name, for it would open a Pandora's Box of problems.
'And you are?'
"I am Angie Nickinson, one of Lolita's bridesmaids. But right now, I have more pressing matters to attend to and I must find the man in the beige hat." the bridesmaid explained, putting extra emphasis on 'must find.'
"He couldn't have gotten far with that piece of junk," she said with gritted teeth. "You'll help me find him, yes?" It sounded less like a question and more like a statement that Board would comply.
*The Bouncer had the greatest urge to slice something with his sword. His hat felt insulted, for some odd reason.
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[quote="Defenestrator2.0"][quote="Takeiuchi"]These delicious Chocolate cover Pomegranate balls are delishus, but make me sick after a few. D:[/quote]
ET TU, FRUITUS?[/quote]
Takeiuchi wrote:"Why don't we just take my Datsun most of the way there?"
"My good man, riding Dachsunds is an absolutely stupid idea and you are stupid for having it. Their tiny noodle bodies could never provide enough support for a rider."
Takeiuchi wrote:"Why don't we just take my Datsun most of the way there?"
"My good man, riding Dachsunds is an absolutely stupid idea and you are stupid for having it. Their tiny noodle bodies could never provide enough support for a rider."
"My Dachsund has Sirius radio."
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[quote="Defenestrator2.0"][quote="Takeiuchi"]These delicious Chocolate cover Pomegranate balls are delishus, but make me sick after a few. D:[/quote]
ET TU, FRUITUS?[/quote]
Takeiuchi wrote:"Why don't we just take my Datsun most of the way there?"
"My good man, riding Dachsunds is an absolutely stupid idea and you are stupid for having it. Their tiny noodle bodies could never provide enough support for a rider."
"My Dachsund has Sirius radio."
Lyra facepalmed. "My row- er, the Martyr is land capable. We'll just take that." Oh boy, she never thought she'd need that function when she'd had it built. But now she spent most days sleeping in it.
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The bridesmaid turned to Board. "He knows of something very important to me, and perhaps this whole case with the wedding." Angie headed towards the back door.
~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, the other Angie was busy explaining her situation to Tweeter and Scarlet, keeping out the part of her possibly being human at a previous time in her life, but she still told them she had amnesia.
"Amnesia, huh?" Tweeter muttered.
"Sounds kind of like a soap opera," Scarlet said. "Or a Japanese Role Playing game. But anyway, about this scientist; Tweeter, did you sense him anywhere in the church?"
"Nope, he was in the kitchen a bit ago, but he just kind of...uh well, he disappeared." The volume of Tweeter's voice kind of dropped as he spoke.
"Wait, you mean like poof, just like that? How does that work?" Scarlet asked in bewilderment.
"That teleporter of his..." Angie whispered to herself. "Oh Pale, please don't get yourself into too much trouble before I find you!"
Angie unplugged from the outlet and jumped off of the desk, hopping to the door, when Scarlet threw her cord out and nearly tripped Angie.
"What?" the lamp barked, quite annoyed at her actions.
"You're not going out there by yourself!" Scarlet said, and she kind of sounded like a chastising mother.
"I have to."
"No really, you're not going by yourself. Bring this guy along, he's pretty good at finding things, you'll see." Scarlet walked to the right side of the screen, and yelled, "HEY GEO! THERE'S A GIRL HERE TO SEE YOU!"
"A girl, huh? She cute?" the voice was a stereotypical surfer-dude teenager's voice, and it emanated from somewhere above the cabinet that Scarlet lived in.
"I dunno, go see for yourself!"
A little black device suddenly flipped from the top of the cabinet, landed on the desk, then jumped off of the desk and right in front of Angie. His screen turned into a GPS map, with the church dead-center. It wobbled up and down, as if he was scoping Angie out with his non-existant eyes.
"Eh, I've seen better," The GPS said, and Angie's expression soured. Sure, it was kind of hard to judge technology on a cuteness scale, but even as a lamp, Angie thought she didn't look that bad. Angie reacted with a loud sigh and jumping back to the door.
"Hey, wait, bring me with you! You're going outside right? Come on, dude!" Geo tried to waddle to Angie, but fell flat on his face...er, screen. Angie rolled her eyes at the obnoxious little GPS, but picked him up with her cord and carried him to the hallway. He'd probably come in handy some time, even if he was an annoying little kid.
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Mr. Mander wrote:
"My good man, riding Dachsunds is an absolutely stupid idea and you are stupid for having it. Their tiny noodle bodies could never provide enough support for a rider."
"My Dachsund has Sirius radio."
Lyra facepalmed. "My row- er, the Martyr is land capable. We'll just take that." Oh boy, she never thought she'd need that function when she'd had it built. But now she spent most days sleeping in it.
"I never get to drive my car...."
(That is the full extent of my drawing capabilities, I'm freakin' serious)
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[quote="Defenestrator2.0"][quote="Takeiuchi"]These delicious Chocolate cover Pomegranate balls are delishus, but make me sick after a few. D:[/quote]
ET TU, FRUITUS?[/quote]
Perplexed by the man who had passed him by in the hall Iconsting wandered into another room, seeing a man with a peculiar helmet on his head and a young woman. "Excuse me you two, I'm in need of a phone to call a tow truck. My car is having some...
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[quote="Defenestrator2.0"][quote="Takeiuchi"]These delicious Chocolate cover Pomegranate balls are delishus, but make me sick after a few. D:[/quote]
ET TU, FRUITUS?[/quote]
iconsting wrote:Perplexed by the man who had passed him by in the hall Iconsting wandered into another room, seeing a man with a peculiar helmet on his head and a young woman. "Excuse me you two, I'm in need of a phone to call a tow truck. My car is having some...
Engine trouble."
"What the..."
Things just kept getting stranger and stranger around here. Angie Nickinson stared at the young man who had joined their company. She was temporarily distracted by the explosion outside the church, but regained her focus.
"Fine, if I must, I'll bring you along too." This party was quite strange to find one measly scientist, but there was strength in numbers, she supposed. Angie took the brown-haired man by the wrist and pulled him along to go outside.
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"This rowboat is slow, and cramped. Why didn't we take my car again?"
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[quote="Defenestrator2.0"][quote="Takeiuchi"]These delicious Chocolate cover Pomegranate balls are delishus, but make me sick after a few. D:[/quote]
ET TU, FRUITUS?[/quote]
