How do people like this survive?

iamthelordhitman · Post by **iamthelordhitman** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:12 pm

How do these people survive?

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened..

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy'

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.....'

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:19 pm

This thread makes me weep.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:19 pm

Fails of the epic degree.

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:19 pm

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:22 pm

palm'd face

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:26 pm

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:27 pm

This is one of those things copy/pasted all over the net.

Google this:

"Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets."

Soooo many MySpace/Facebook/blog entries all over the place with the exact same text.

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:33 pm

The one about the credit card sounded just like that story about the lady who shoved her card into her Wii.

This thread still makes me sad.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:38 pm

everyone loves copy pasta derp

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:42 pm

MY SON ATE ANTS, QUICK, READY THE ANT POISON

iamthelordhitman · Post by **iamthelordhitman** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:53 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:This is one of those things copy/pasted all over the net.

Google this:

"Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets."

Soooo many MySpace/Facebook/blog entries all over the place with the exact same text.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:54 pm

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:59 pm

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:02 pm

Shut up DnD.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:03 pm

if its copypasta you should credit the original person, or provide a link