You wake up in a box... (Updated: Monday, March 1st)

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:23 am

check gender

Takeiuchi · Post by **Takeiuchi** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:37 am

> Kick the flaming door in, it's surely stopped being fire-y by now. Cut thumb with Little Susie, and force thumb into heart of the girl body. Using luck from Oversized Femur, force summon "BAKED ZOMBIE MINION

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:50 am

also

>dig a hole

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:57 am

>Discover the cure for cancer

Odyssey · Post by **Odyssey** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:03 am

>Discover that the jumpsuit shields you from the harmful effects of the magma somehow

ShadowFangZenAku · Post by **ShadowFangZenAku** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:33 am

>Find the Legendary Magma Lion-Turtle and have him teach you the ways of the universe so that you may pass over the magma unharmed...or be eaten by said Lion-Turtle.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:33 am

>Discover Card

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:56 am

>Scream at lava.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:29 am

>Push the bones into the magma with your foot, carefully. They're creeping you out.

>Inspect the room in detail.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:30 am

>Curse the lava in Italian

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:30 am

>Jab finger in eye.

Reubo · Post by **Reubo** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:36 am

>get ye flask

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:36 am

>ignore violent suggestions

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:38 am

Bacon wrote:>give into violent suggestions

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:39 am

>contemplate the subjectiveness of the word "violent" and ponder on which of the suggestions should be deemed "violent" and which should not