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Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:38 pm

We have lost the war against stupidity.

Myk · Post by **Myk** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:45 pm

Shoolis wrote:We have lost the war against stupidity.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:50 am

Shoolis wrote:We have lost the war against stupidity.

Twilight is a successful franchise.

Avatar is the highest-grossing movie of all time.

Snuggies are an incredibly popular product.

...What the heck led you to believe that humanity was intelligent in the first place?

bunnytots · Post by **bunnytots** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:59 am

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Snuggies are an incredibly popular product.

I got one for christmas. Fixed my 360 red rings with my Snuggie using the towel method.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:33 pm

Fans attempt to boycott Sonic 4 by buying Sonic 1 instead

HELO I M SONICFAN19201 AND IM GOING 2 TEACH SEG AA LESSON

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:35 pm

man, they are totally showed sega by giving them more cheddar.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:00 pm

3 year old shoots herself with a gun after mistaking it for a Wii controller

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:03 pm

Decker wrote:3 year old shoots herself with a gun after mistaking it for a Wii controller

Two issues with parental logic that I have:

1. Why let a three year old girl play a shooting game? Odds are, it's rated T at the very least, and well, three year olds =/= allowed to play T rated games, imlo (in my logical opinion).

2. Why the FUCK would you leave a fully loaded gun that looks similar to the Wiimote cover that looks like a gun within your three year old daughter's reach and possibly (never specified) leave your daughter along with said weapon so that she could wind up injuring herself, other people or breaking something?

Honestly, it almost seems like papa wanted to get his daughter to kill herself. Either that, or he's fucking retarded. My cheddar's on the latter.

But. Ugh.

Speaking of retarded parents, an eleven year old kid went onto Yiffstar (making an account and saying he was eighteen using his dad's credit card for proof... no idea how the account creation system works, so I can't say whether or not that makes any sense) and found my friend, Bejurin's page, which had, shockingly enough, naked upstanding members of society on it. So, little boy calls his mommy and shows her what he found, and now my friend Bejurin is getting sued for possession of child pornography or something by this one stupid woman.

Once again, I don't know enough to back up the truth in this, but still, I felt it was worth bringing up, especially if someone could point out how stupid and impossible this is. I'd love to read that, just so I could bitchslap my friend for lying about something like this. :awesome:

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:36 pm

Do three year olds even know how to play video games?

But then that's not the point here.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:43 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:I know I did.

Though, back in the day, all we had was Mario Bros., and Metroid was too complicated for me. Man, I remember that. Jumpin' around, smashing bricks, hockin' turtles, all that jazz. Amazing.

I was too poor for any of that.

I just went to the park a lot.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:21 pm

Another thing- i had a hard time holding a semi-automatic pistol in both hands as a 19 year old adult.

How the hell could a 3 year old hold that and STILL think it was the fake gun that is 1/3rd the size of the real gun? Three year olds are dumb, but not THAT dumb. I thought they'd learned differing sizes and weights by then.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:12 pm

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Another thing- i had a hard time holding a semi-automatic pistol in both hands as a 19 year old adult.

How the hell could a 3 year old hold that and STILL think it was the fake gun that is 1/3rd the size of the real gun? Three year olds are dumb, but not THAT dumb. I thought they'd learned differing sizes and weights by then.

I'm going to have to agree with you there

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:19 pm

Florida Babysitter abuses an 11 month old baby. (Warning, it's a little disturbing)

On a somewhat related note, the choice of words made me laugh a little. "WOMAN CHARGED WITH CHILD BATTERY"

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:20 pm

I saw part of that video first and was like

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But then I saw the rest of your post Decker and godammit I laughed.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:23 pm

That's just....Ugh. But the choice of words (WOMEN CHARGED WITH BATTERY) is slightly amusing.

Or you could say shocking.