AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Nominate a chairperson to be Spoony's opponent.

The chairperson decides which suggested move to go with.

Xabyrn wrote:Topple King.

Forfeit.

if your gonna forefit the only proper way to do that is to throw the whole daisies thing on the floor.

Decker wrote:This is still applicable

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss, sorry, I'm not long out of bed STILL CONFUS


ANYWAY CHESS GUIZE SRS BSNS





Charles saw her coming. She moved like a lightning bolt covered in snake skin. There was no way he was chasing after that. He'd only just gotten out of basic training, and they wanted him to stand his ground against the infamous Black Queen? Fat chance, guv. His parents had daisies near sold their house to get him this horse, and in the grand army. He wanted to see them again before they worked themselves to death paying it off.

Spoony wrote:

Decker wrote:This is still applicable

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss, sorry, I'm not long out of bed STILL CONFUS

No I meant like, I'll just repeat the pic instead of drawing the same arrow again. Augh

Anyhow

HAVE WE TURNED OFF TO THE PORT BOW YET TO AVOID CRASHING ON CONFUSION REEF

Lolwhut?

He died with a falafel in his hand?

DoNotDelete wrote:Lolwhut?

He died with a falafel in his hand?

Ausfag cinema. We aren't supposed to discuss with outsiders.

Falafels are fucking delicious.

NO DON'T DO THAT, FOOLFOOLFOOL


FAKSDJGBLAN;SDBKANSD;GKALSHDG;ASG

Decker wrote:NO DON'T DO THAT, FOOLFOOLFOOL


FAKSDJGBLAN;SDBKANSD;GKALSHDG;ASG

Oh u

They all thought they were better than him. So they had better armour, better weapons, better horses, more cheddar, probably better lives, too. Charles could handle all that, but they thought that they were better people than he was. It ate him up inside every day. He kicked a rock over a steep hill, and chanced a gander at the bottom. The Queen was setting up camp. His heart was racing. All the stories he'd heard, and there she was, plain as day, starting a fire just like anybody else. She wasn't just like anybody else, though, was she. She was a Queen. One of them. He snarled, and hid in some bushes, waiting at the top of the hill. He'd show them all what scum like him could do. They couldn't dream of the horrible things that were going through his mind right now. It took all of his will not to race down there right now and stab until there was nothing left to stab, but he knew better. Wait until she sleeps... that's when she comes for you.

You do realise that was a troll post








Fuck it not taking part any more thanks Yoshi

i'm horrible at chess and not even gonna pretend to make a useful move.