Fictional quotes stuck in your head?

[scebboaliwiw]

People say the mind is much stronger than the body, which is why I am confused when they then say that it is better to resolve issues with words rather than violence.

[Omnithea]

"Thanks for the uhhh breast hat."

[Explotaro]

"The Lord is my shepherd, but you're my ride home!"

[creakyAccordion]

"Screaming at the booty"

[Explotaro]

"And Otto...is Otto...backwards heeheehee."

"Now I'm scared, man."

[Omnithea]

"What the...? Is that an extra butt?"

[Explotaro]

"When did that U-Haul turn into an ice cream truck?"

[creakyAccordion]

Everybody thinks that they have seen my penis

but they haven't

'cause if they had

they'd shit themselves

[Omnithea]

"I am not in the business of belonging."-Kimiko Ross

[Tetrunes]

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read President Can't Swim.

[creakyAccordion]

Our fathers are supposed to be our models for God, our fathers left us, what does that say about God? You have to live with the very real possibility that God does not like you.

[Vrominelli]

Gurpgork

[keegster2]

"What is so cool, it is hot, yet so hot, it is cool?"

"Poptarts?"

"IT'S NOT POPTARTS!"

[wordNumber]

"Uncle Sam needs you to die, Jack"

[Shad]

I love you as I love God.