AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Holy shit
Holy
SHIT
Holy christ on a unicorn

Why is this guy so amazing hnnngh

Holy shit. That's beautiful.

FA, your new banner fills me with rage.

I don't need to be reminded of that god-damn ice-cream-related summertime cliche every time I log in.

All of my Falcon Punches.

Every last one of them.

Gee, Mengy-kun sure is appropriate considering Josef Mengele tortured children and prisoners! Man, he sure knew how to lighten up the prisoners with the knowledge that any of them could be horribly mutilated.

I generally hate "bishie" characters a lot, but that takes the cake.
In fact, I hate the word "bishie".

Your avatar is so bishie, Clockwork.

I just saw Mufasa unbirthing Scar. My eyes seem to be in actual physical pain.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:Your avatar is so bishie, Clockwork.

Go to your room, Le Great Handsome Oppressor.
Actually, someone once said she wantd to have sex with the character in my avatar.
I was just kinda horrified.

Syobon wrote:I just saw Mufasa unbirthing Scar. My eyes seem to be in actual physical pain.

Fuckyeahbadart2?

Yup. Who linked that on the forum again? I need the name for the insurance for my eyes.

I don't remember anyone linking it here, but I might be wrong.
I found my way there through DevianART Wolves. (the Tumblr that is.)

Clockwork wrote:Go to your room, Le Great Handsome Oppressor.
Actually, someone once said she wantd to have sex with the character in my avatar.
I was just kinda horrified.

I'd write some horrible jokes about having sex with a zombie but that would be inappropriate.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

Clockwork wrote:Go to your room, Le Great Handsome Oppressor.
Actually, someone once said she wantd to have sex with the character in my avatar.
I was just kinda horrified.

I'd write some horrible jokes about having sex with a zombie but that would be inappropriate.

He's a vampire, actually. A Nosferatu from White Wolf's Vampire the Masquerade.
Well, he's still undead, so Necrophilia jokes are still (in)appropriate.
Also, the person I was talking about also wanted to screw Pyramid Head (and other SH monsters) and Predators from, well, Predator.
And pretty much anything else that would kill her, no doubt.

I guess he must be dead drop sexy for some then.