AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I must attend this wedding, Torizo.

Hell, I'll do your wedding video. I could do it Michael Bay style if you wanted.

BACKLIGHTING EVERYWHERE

Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea. MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF IT.

I can write the script.

Would you like the ninjas before or after the wedding cake.

ninjas in the wedding cake.








no do not say the cake is a lie

DUN

DUN DUN DUN


*deep sexy chocolate voice*

"ONE MAN."



"ONE WOMAN."


"ONE CHANCE




TO SET THINGS RIGHT."


*huge explosion*


"WITH QUENTIN TARTINTINO AS DIMM

AND MEGAN FOX AS TORIZO"

Chhhhhhhhhuuuggghh


Haaaaaaaaaa



"IN... METROID WEDDING"

Here's the pitch:

METROID WEDDING: LOVE IS A CHARGE BEAM

It's the story of a man and a woman having a wedding. It is Metroid themed.

Unfortunately, their Metoird-shaped cake becomes real. One of the bridesmaids is eaten.

Suddenly, Torizo's Varia Wedding suit turns out to be real. So she defeats the Metoid, grabs Dimm under one of her arms, and flies off to have a honeymoon on Brinstar.

Also, there will be a scene where she rolls into the Morph Ball and bowls through the people doing the Electric Slide at the reception.


GREENLIT!!!

The lie is a cake.

Just have the ninja's be your waiters during the reception.


That would be kick-booty man

And the presider would be Optimus Priest.

BANANA wrote:AND MEGAN FOX AS TORIZO

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAEG.

Torizo strikes me as Amanda Bynes

I wonder which role I could play there. I'm not sure if I fit into an action movie XD

Sanchez will be the ring bearer. He will have a little sash with the ring pillow on his lil' Metroid head.

BANANA wrote:MOVIE PITCH"

I Imagined the movie guy's voice narrating this.
TOP SCORE.

Mr. Mander wrote:Torizo strikes me as Amanda Bynes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU STOP MAKING ME RAEG.