AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Torizo wrote:I don't want to die on my wedding day, thankyouverymuch.

THEN YOU SHALL NOT

Here, take this!

Tatzel wrote:If the wedding wouldn't look like this, I would be dissappoint

I LOVE THAT VIDEO
THAT IS GOING TO BE MY WEDDING I SWEAR TO GOD

Nah, at our wedding I'd show up in the Varia Suit and then take it off and become Wedding Suit Torizo.

If anyone's curious about what my beast of a bike looks like...

Dimm wrote:almost killed me

Goddommot stop saying that.

I'm slightly surprised at it's size but daisies man I can't imagine riding that in all the rain you endured.


Blessed child you are

That there is a manly bike.

See, thats how weddings should be. A celebration, not just a formality.

Torizo wrote:Nah, at our wedding I'd show up in the Varia Suit and then take it off and become Wedding Suit Torizo.

Oh baby. Let me write that one down.

Also, for comparison. Here is my first bike that won't go above 50mph without shaking violently (200cc vs 1000cc engines)

Your bike is a fucking beast.

Also thank you for not dying.

now i'm waiting for part 2: revenge of the weathermen!

I think it should be revenge ON the weathermen.

Dimm goes on a manly rampage through the meteorological center.

Mr. Mander wrote:I think it should be revenge ON the weathermen.

Dimm goes on a manly rampage through the meteorological center.

Hasn't everyone with a schedule outside of their home done that already?

Oh there's more stories to come. I just didn't want to flood everyone at first.

Also that took quite a while to write. So maybe a different story every day?

STORY EXTRAVAGANZA 2: STORY HARDER

This thread makes me a very pop flyin' Mander.

I look forward to tomorrow.