Dear Santa...

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:34 am

BANANA wrote:I want a bigger penis.

I want a smaller one.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:30 am

I want another penis

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:31 pm

Dear Santa

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:37 pm

Xabyrn wrote:I WANT DADDY TO STOP HITTING MOMMY ;-;

Don't worry kid. Santa will kick yo daddy's booty.

Xeraphem wrote:I'd like to know how many relevant Santa pics DND can find in order to help fulfill our wishlists?

Santa got the internet... so there's limitless potential really. Just how many images are there on the internet anyway?

Operation Awesome wrote:World peace.

Do I look like a politician to you?

Squigzog wrote:Santa I want MOAR DAKKA!

Always with the DAKKA.

Kalekemo wrote:I want a Bloodthirster...

Something about blood?

Malum wrote:I want a laptop. that doesn't crash and isn't from the 1980s.

My laptop's free if you're asking for a seat.

Torizo wrote:Santa, I want you to bring disco back.

DISCO NEVER LEFT!

Leoj wrote:Santa, I want Hanukkah.

Gesundheit.

RikuKyuutu wrote:Santa, I want to be a man again.

Santa's not delivering any more sex toys. That mix up with the strap-on last year was unfortunate for little Timmy.

Squigzog wrote:Deer Santa Wott i wantz fer Crizmas is EVEN MOAR DAKKA!

Santa already did you.

Malum wrote:Dear Santa, please give all the unfunny people some good jokes, squigzog and riku in particular

Santa is trying very hard.

Mr. Mander wrote:I want world peace, and for no more orphans to go hungry. I want no more puppies to die and for Bambi's mom to come back to life. Also, bring back 80's speed metal.

Santa will bring back 80's speed metal himself! Santa's not so sure about Bambi - Santa could send you a reindeer if you like, they look about the same.

RikuKyuutu wrote:Santa, I want "A Christmas Story"

Once upon a time, a young child found out that Santa wasn't...

RikuKyuutu wrote:Santa! I want you to show Malum that he's wrong!

Santa has a blog, so Santa is real.

Deiphobus wrote:i'd like to get the pandora i ordered last year for christmas

Huh?

Kalekemo wrote:Santa, I wanna be payed in gum

Gum is for pussies, have some Santa candy instead.

Bacon wrote:Santa, I want all children exterminated.

That was the plan all along.

iconsting wrote:I want a slave.

Santa knows all about slavery. Santa will send you an elf - just don't expect it to be breathing when you get it.

Snarf wrote:I want some hot dickings

BANANA wrote:I want a bigger penis.

Fooflyer wrote:I want another penis

Santa already explained that he's not going to deliver sex toys again after the mix-up last year.

Poor Timmy... Timmy's mother was a pop flyin' girl though.

Squigzog wrote:I want sleep.

Santa will get back to you when he's done taking a nap.

Trennicus wrote:World domination.

Santa owns the world, kid. Santa ain't givin' it up fo no-body.

iamthelordhitman wrote:alot of cheddar.

Look, Santa already said he's not Bruce Wayne. Santa's not made of cheddar.

Rita · Post by **Rita** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:44 pm

For Christmas I want my mother to stop making up reasons to blame me for something. *TEENAGE ANGST*

No seriously, I'd like a new graphics card.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:48 pm

I want a real live pet Batman...

Tsuki · Post by **Tsuki** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:22 pm

C-Can I have a hug?

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:23 pm

Since you gave me this awesome baseball bat, can I be your little helper this year Santa?

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:58 pm

Santa, for Christmas I would like you to destroy Fox News. It doesn't matter how. Bankrupt them, kill them, get them all arrested, just do whatever it takes to make sure they never air again.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:58 pm

I wish Norway could get back Greenland, England and America.

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:59 pm

Zink wrote:Santa, for Christmas I would like you to destroy Fox News. It doesn't matter how. Bankrupt them, kill them, get them all arrested, just do whatever it takes to make sure they never air again.

Simple: Make whatever volcano it is from which they broadcast erupt.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:00 pm

Not not Trygve wrote:I wish Norway could get back Greenland, England and America.

I think Germany wishes that too every Christmas.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:02 pm

Shoolis wrote:
Not not Trygve wrote:I wish Norway could get back Greenland, England and America.
I think Germany wishes that too every Christmas.

I rather say most germans wish we get the old east and west germany arrangement back again rather then whole countries.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:04 pm

Shoolis wrote:
Not not Trygve wrote:I wish Norway could get back Greenland, England and America.
I think Germany wishes that too every Christmas.

Germany can go and [Insert shark quote here].

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:07 pm

Tatzel wrote:
Shoolis wrote:
Not not Trygve wrote:I wish Norway could get back Greenland, England and America.
I think Germany wishes that too every Christmas.
I rather say most germans wish we get the old east and west germany arrangement back again rather then whole countries.

Reagan did that, not the rest of the US.