Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:14 pm
AWKWARD ZOMBIE
usually not funny
https://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/
What are you buying, stranger?
https://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2851
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:41 pm
Oh hai. Do you have anything that would make Ashley useful?
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:51 pm
Tampons.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:26 pm
Hello, is this the Krusty Krabb?
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:50 pm
No, this is Patrick.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:51 pm
Would you happen to have any Juicy Squigs?
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:52 pm
I'm in need of carrots for carrot cake.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:54 pm
Lube.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:04 am
I need my groove back. How much?
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:04 am
Your soul.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:06 am
Half of my soul, or it's no deal. And I want those Skittles over there.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:09 am
Deal.BANANA wrote:Half of my soul, or it's no deal. And I want those Skittles over there.
Also, because you just sold half your soul, you can only see some of the colors of skittles.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:11 am
Fuck, now I can't tell which ones are green and which ones are purple. Fuck.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:13 am
A life and a Mario cap.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:55 am
A slave.