Things that make you confus.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:16 am

TWILIGHT

meyou22 · Post by **meyou22** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:19 am

Not not Trygve wrote:TWILIGHT

Seconded like the number 2.

'Hi, I'm Edward. I'm a vampire that tries to kill you, and watches you sleep, and here's my weird family, and now that we're dating, I control EVERYTHING YOU DO EVER'

'Tee-hee Okay'

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:42 am

Twilight is not to be understood, but to buried far, far underground.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:47 am

meyou22 wrote:
Not not Trygve wrote:TWILIGHT
Seconded like the number 2.

'Hi, I'm Edward. I'm a vampire that tries to kill you, and watches you sleep, and here's my weird family, and now that we're dating, I control EVERYTHING YOU DO EVER'

'Tee-hee Okay'

"I have been stalking you and also been watching you in the shower for the last past weeks."
"Oh, Edward, how romantic!"

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:58 pm

Not not Trygve wrote:
meyou22 wrote:
Not not Trygve wrote:TWILIGHT
Seconded like the number 2.

'Hi, I'm Edward. I'm a vampire that tries to kill you, and watches you sleep, and here's my weird family, and now that we're dating, I control EVERYTHING YOU DO EVER'

'Tee-hee Okay'
"I have been stalking you and also been watching you in the shower for the last past weeks."
"Oh, Edward, how romantic!"

"If I were to have sex with you you would die but lets do it anyways."
"oh noes the resultant paradox baby is eating you from the inside. Here, I'll preform a C-section with wy teeth!"

Bacon wrote:twilight is not to be understood but buried far, far underground.

It must be burned first.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:01 pm

Squigzog wrote:
Not not Trygve wrote:
meyou22 wrote: Seconded like the number 2.

'Hi, I'm Edward. I'm a vampire that tries to kill you, and watches you sleep, and here's my weird family, and now that we're dating, I control EVERYTHING YOU DO EVER'

'Tee-hee Okay'
"I have been stalking you and also been watching you in the shower for the last past weeks."
"Oh, Edward, how romantic!"
"If I were to have sex with you you would die but lets do it anyways."
"oh noes the resultant paradox baby is eating you from the inside. Here, I'll preform a C-section with wy teeth!"

They also eat just to puke. And they are vegetarians but drink blood.

Fauche · Post by **Fauche** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:31 pm

Everthing makes me confus.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:32 pm

Squigzog wrote:"If I were to have sex with you you would die but lets do it anyways."
"oh noes the resultant paradox baby is eating you from the inside. Here, I'll preform a C-section with wy teeth!"

When I was visiting my boyfriends mom once, she told us that she read trough the last book and told us how it ended, as Tuxedo Mask read the first few books aswell. It was exactly this passage where I could've screamed "Bullshit" the whole time, but respect hold me back. It was just by a little though.
Seriously, I wonder what the author smoked to come up with this.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:33 pm

Malum wrote:Don't forget that Vampires ARE DEAD. so they have no blood flow.

So they can't get a Boner

Haha. Riveting tale, old chap!

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:15 pm

They can't breathe either, yet that blonde vampire from Buffy inhaled cigarette smoke.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:22 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:They can't breathe either, yet that blonde vampire from Buffy inhaled cigarette smoke.

STAY BUFFY OUTTA THIS!

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:21 pm

Malum wrote:Don't forget that Vampires ARE DEAD. so they have no blood flow.
So they can't get a Boner

So the fact that her vampires can get erections is physically absurd to you, but not the fact that they're up and walking about like normal people?!

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:22 pm

Plasma wrote:
Malum wrote:Don't forget that Vampires ARE DEAD. so they have no blood flow.
So they can't get a Boner
So the fact that her vampires can get erections is physically absurd to you, but not the fact that they're up and walking about like normal people?!

They are undeads. It is magic that can make them walk.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:24 pm

Tatzel wrote:
Squigzog wrote:"If I were to have sex with you you would die but lets do it anyways."
"oh noes the resultant paradox baby is eating you from the inside. Here, I'll preform a C-section with wy teeth!"
When I was visiting my boyfriends mom once, she told us that she read trough the last book and told us how it ended, as Tuxedo Mask read the first few books aswell. It was exactly this passage where I could've screamed "Bullshit" the whole time, but respect hold me back. It was just by a little though.
Seriously, I wonder what the author smoked to come up with this.

It was probably the result of a wet dream gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Mond · Post by **Mond** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:31 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:Which is why I urge everyone to think twice before writing a story based on a dream you had.

'Warning: You may be undeservedly successful and become very rich.' ...?