A hotel. IN. SPACE.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:46 pm

Problem with space sex if you're not involved:
Fluids float EVERYWHERE...

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:27 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:It wasn't very funny.

That's okay. Your mom doesn't give very good head.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:43 pm

Karilyn...

Did you ever hear the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right"?

Blubber · Post by **Blubber** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:48 pm

Karilyn wrote:
Head of The Brothel wrote:It wasn't very funny.
That's okay. Your mom doesn't give very good head.

Karilyn. Insulting Hot-B's Mum?

BACK THE FUCK OFF. THAT'S MY TERRITORY.

I've marked her and everything.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:38 am

100 projects doomed to fail.

#54. Hotel in space.

#38. Sexual Intercourse in space.

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:42 am

Alexandy13 wrote:100 projects doomed to fail.

#54. Hotel in space.

#38. Sexual Intercourse in space.

Those cheddar shots are going to be like the Matrix.

"Whoooooaaaa, almost got me there."

Keeps floating, door senses movement and opens. Fluid keeps going. Wanders into kitchen where some people are eating at a dinner table.

Awkward silence as it continues on. Everyone leaves after.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:45 am

Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote:100 projects doomed to fail.

#54. Hotel in space.

#38. Sexual Intercourse in space.
Those cheddar shots are going to be like the Matrix.

"Whoooooaaaa, almost got me there."

Keeps floating, door senses movement and opens. Fluid keeps going. Wanders into kitchen where some people are eating at a dinner table.

Awkward silence as it continues on. Everyone leaves after.

"Waiter, I did not want cream in my coffie!"

#76. Resturant in space.

The food 'll fly around and end up who-knows-where

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:47 am

Pretend it's a theme

Float around and take bites out of random food.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:48 am

#12. Crush's ideas.

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:00 am

Hey, who wants to join the one trillion mile high club.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:01 pm

Latest sexual position invented: The Zero-G. It'll save space sex as we know it.

Post by **The Bouncer** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:06 pm

That flying food eating does sound FUN, but messy and difficult to clean.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:00 pm

Knowing me I'd probably mash things around with my chin and get shit all down my chest

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:04 pm

You know there would probably be compensation for the "no Gravity" thing. Like magnets and suction and other stuff that attracts.

Eating in zero gravity would be kind of fun anyway. Personally I would order the Zero-G Spaghetti.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:48 pm

I would LOVE to see someone pull a Lady and The Tramp in zero gravity.