AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Didn't see last post, weird timing. Will probably happen again >.<

Ame no Akai wrote:Put on your robe and wizard hat I mean, your armour, and fight your way out. Start by leaving the room you're in.

While getting dressed on the scaffolding of the tomb, you accidentally drop the belted dress pants

Oh no, the travesty...

You drop down and decapitate one of the fools wielding the gunpowder device.

Your ancient armour generates an aura of fear and insanity that causes the archeologists to either murder one and other, or run around screaming.

Oddly enough, the gunpowder devices are rapid fire, and more accurate than the ones you are familiar with.

After the last explorer is murdered by your bloody hand, you ponder how shitty that would've been if the armour didn't have that sort of effect on the humans. Recollecting your thoughts, you remember yourself as a pathetic swordsman, hell, you're lucky you even killed someone.

As a vampire, you often use your stealth to it's full extent, and are quite the adept with your teeth and your claws. Hulking about with your ancient and heavy armour is not exactly the best idea; you should probably return it to your father's crypt, least your family's honour be damaged.

However, you father is dead! And while you don't have any real use for the equipment, you could always keep it as a trophy or something, maybe...

There are a few doors around you, one that leads into your father and your mother's crypt, one that leads into your sister's crypt, one that leads into your brother's crypt and,well, a there are a whole lot of crypts for a whole lot of children...

There is, however, a door leading to the corridor on the other side of the room.

INVENTORY
CLOTHES
WEARING:
>ancient curiass
>ancient greaves
>ancient helmet
>ancient boots
>ancient gauntlets
NOT WEARING:
>akubra hat
>buttoned shirt
>cape
>tuxedo
>leather boots (shutup they were always leather)

WEAPONS
WIELDING:
>ancient cutlass

OTHER STUFF:
>bloody vial

no

Find a human who is alive, and bite him. Make him your minion.

BANANA wrote:Find a human who is alive, and bite him. Make him your minion.

Scouring the tomb like a great scourge can be tiring at times. Sometimes you want someone else to scour your tombs like an OK scourge.

The best place to find some more people would probably be the corridor.
Upon entering the corridor to the many crypts, you find it littered with corpses that the various traps had made quick work of.
Seeing as though you'll want to get close to your target, you make the fantastic idea of putting on some explorer's gear.

Trekking throughout the long corridor grants you the following items from looting random corpses and tripping over things:
>Beautiful Gem
>Vials of Blood (x6)
>Parchment with 'scribbles' on it.
>Some weird, small, reflective round thing with a hole in it that also has scribbles on it
>one of those gunpowder things from before

You find a camp of archeologists, there appears to be a very large, muscular one doing some heavy lifting, another who is reading some books, and a really fat guy with a neckbeard.
All these candidates could make fine minions, too bad you only have enough patience for one of them.

Bite fat guy

He's probably tastier

eh I want more votes

Bookie! Do it.

Bit of a side note, all minions will be able to read and translate the languages you come across

i like how everybody voted fat guy... including me. i couldn't resist.

Fooflyer wrote:Def has an odd habit of only knowing how to post images.

I have the odd habit of pointing out that people need to stop being so unoriginal and refrain from recreating the same daisies thread twenty times over.

Pessimistic defenestrator is pessimistic

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:Def has an odd habit of only knowing how to post images.

I have the odd habit of pointing out that people need to stop being so unoriginal and refrain from recreating the same daisies thread twenty times over.

The only thread I can see on the frontpage that you've made was a Zombiepocalypse thread and that's so original and new

Glass house stone throwing contest, anyone? :v

hey guys let's keep being stupid it's awesome