AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:18 pm**

Torizo wrote:I want to find this child and give him a hug so he'll know that everything is okay.

unfortunately you are not allowed to hug children anymore.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:18 pm**

Uh oh, apparently authorities saw a basket fall from the balloon.

Looks like the only thing you'll be hugging him with is a spatula.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:19 pm**

Woah, I switched TV channels and got the midnight news, and what are they airing? This boy made it into the german news... they showed how the balloon was flying, and I'm wondering, how could he even get into the balloon? It looks like the base is directly attached to the foil, so there is no space someone could crawl in it.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:20 pm**

Tatzel wrote:Woah, I switched TV channels and got the midnight news, and what are they airing? This boy made it into the german news... they showed how the balloon was flying, and I'm wondering, how could he even get into the balloon? It looks like the base is directly attached to the foil, so there is no space someone could crawl in it.

They believed there was a basket attached to the balloon which fell off.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:21 pm**

Badfish wrote:
Torizo wrote:I want to find this child and give him a hug so he'll know that everything is okay.
unfortunately you are not allowed to hug children anymore.

She's also not allowed within 200 feet of an elementary school.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:22 pm**

Phew... new news came in, and they said the boy actually wasn't on board, he hid in the granary and he's ok.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:24 pm**

Tatzel wrote:Phew... new news came in, and they said the boy actually wasn't on board, he hid in the granary and he's ok.

The kid is no longer awesome.

Let us move on.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:25 pm**

Badfish wrote:
Tatzel wrote:Phew... new news came in, and they said the boy actually wasn't on board, he hid in the granary and he's ok.
The kid is no longer awesome.

Let us move on.

I disagree. Epic troll in the making here.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:27 pm**

Dimm wrote:
Badfish wrote:
Tatzel wrote:Phew... new news came in, and they said the boy actually wasn't on board, he hid in the granary and he's ok.
The kid is no longer awesome.

Let us move on.
I disagree. Epic troll in the making here.

Indeed. 4chan is ablaze with admiration for the greatest troll in history.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:29 pm**

Ahh, whoa, what's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose? What do I mean by who am I?

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:32 pm**

daisies Banana, you got me.

daisies, not again...

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:41 pm**

What's my porpoise in life?

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:59 pm**

This story is made of suck now that the kid wasn't turned into pizza.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:03 pm**

Merlin wrote:
Torizo wrote:I want to find this child and give him a hug so he'll know that everything is okay.
You just adore italics.

Doesn't everyone?

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:05 pm**

So, a kid who was though to be stuck in a ballon made of foil, was accually in the granary?

How?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A boy is floating over Denver in a home-made balloon.