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Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:01 pm

Oi, why do you need that much? Computer?

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:08 pm

Xeraphem wrote:I've analyzed it over and over

I'm sure you were just having fun and all and didn't mean it seriously, but I still want to punch you. No offence.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:10 pm

Analyzing makes you want to punch people?

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:11 pm

There's a book of a webcomic i want to order but

1. I have no cheddar
2. Even if i did have cheddar, i have no way of getting that cheddar onto the internet to pay for the book, cuz i have no credit card
3. My parents have been moody lately, and i've been costing them a lot of cheddar with my clothing class, and my cap&gown and class ring
4. Even if they were in a good mood, and would be pop flyin' to spend the <$20 that the book costs (even with shipping, handling, and taxes, it's about 18-19 bucks).. it would be difficult to ask them for it.

Because the book i want is Chapter One of StarFighter. It comes with goodies that HamletMachine won't post on the internet! ;_; I WANT

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:13 pm

Plasma wrote:
Xeraphem wrote:I've analyzed it over and over
I'm sure you were just having fun and all and didn't mean it seriously, but I still want to punch you. No offence.

None taken.

Get on with it, then. I've got m'self braced.

Post by **Riku** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:14 pm

Aw, sadface.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:15 pm

But srsly.

my dad DOES know about my preference in graphic material leans towards m/m, but how do i ask him to buy me futuristic gay porn?

It's awkward just thinking about it.

it's awkward just asking for advice about it.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:15 pm

Odds wrote:i need 1,100 dollar

Software?

Adobe Creative Suite?

Just firing shots randomly into the air here.

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:But srsly.

my dad DOES know about my preference in graphic material leans towards m/m, but how do i ask him to buy me futuristic gay porn?

It's awkward just thinking about it.

it's awkward just asking for advice about it.

My parents figured out I was into anthropomorphic animal/monster ladies about the time I was going to college, and most of my college friends new about it too. My parents generally don't have an issue with it because they're artistic types too (seriously - most of my walls are covered with my sketches of half-dressed anthropomorphic ladies).

By the time I went to university I was pretty open about my interest in anthropomorphs - I've found educated people to be generally accepting of this kind of thing. You'll come to realise that most decent people (including parents) aren't too concerned about other people's quirks and oddities.

I personally don't have a problem with anybody's interests here (that I know of), yours included.

Buying something like this though - might be better if you used your own cheddar.

Tsuki · Post by **Tsuki** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:20 pm

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:But srsly.

my dad DOES know about my preference in graphic material leans towards m/m, but how do i ask him to buy me futuristic gay porn?

It's awkward just thinking about it.

it's awkward just asking for advice about it.

Oh, so you're into yaoi, huh?

He doesn't really need to know, does he? Unless it's really obvious, you could make up some excuse. Usually works for me. It's a tried-and-tested method!

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:24 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:
Odds wrote:i need 1,100 dollar
Software?

Adobe Creative Suite?

Just firing shots randomly into the air here.

Myk wrote:Don't waste your cheddar on software

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:25 pm

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:But srsly.

my dad DOES know about my preference in graphic material leans towards m/m, but how do i ask him to buy me futuristic gay porn?

It's awkward just thinking about it.

it's awkward just asking for advice about it.

Better to ask your mom instead.

...what? Just because they're parents now doesn't mean they weren't as perverted as you are at some point!

MENTAL IMAGERY!

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:27 pm

I guess I'm desensitized to this. My mom, at least, is one of the biggest pervs I know.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:27 pm

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:But srsly.

my dad DOES know about my preference in graphic material leans towards m/m, but how do i ask him to buy me futuristic gay porn?

It's awkward just thinking about it.

it's awkward just asking for advice about it.

Tell him you really like the art.

Tsuki · Post by **Tsuki** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:30 pm

Torizo wrote:
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:But srsly.

my dad DOES know about my preference in graphic material leans towards m/m, but how do i ask him to buy me futuristic gay porn?

It's awkward just thinking about it.

it's awkward just asking for advice about it.
Tell him you really like the art.

"I'm in it for the art, really! Look at that dynamic composition of the reverse cowgirl, the gleam of the setting sun upon his abdomen... This is art, dad! This is true art!"

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:31 pm

I'm not gonna ask my mom, she's too much of a prude.

And my dad is the only one of my extended family who has discovered my secret stash of m/m stuff. >> He told me it's fine, seeing as he likes lesbian porn and all. XD

It's jsut hard to ask him to actually buy it for me, though. I supposed he would though if i ask him when he's in a really good mood.. cuz i have no cheddar to buy it myself.