AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd say something, but I know fuck all about your current situation.

GAWD THIS DAY IS BORIN'

That is why I invented women.

Fooflyer wrote:I'd say something, but I know fuck all about your current situation.

I need cheddar for christmas presents. The way to get cheddar is to sell some commissions. But I'm not getting commissioned, because I'm not popular. I'm not popular because I don't draw anything that you can beat your meat to. And I absolutely refuse to draw something meat-beatable.

So I'm fucking stuck and it's really pissing me off

TARGET YOUNG KIDS

Fooflyer wrote:TARGET YOUNG KIDS

That is totally sigworthy

Wait, sorry, are you complaining that a community that prefers adult-only art isn't so pushed for your non-adult-only art?
And complaining that they aren't giving you cheddar for something that you're really just doing as a hobby?

You probably missed this but when he says he's doing it for cheddar, it often means that he's doing it professionaly.

Plasma wrote:Wait, sorry, are you complaining that a community that prefers adult-only art isn't so pushed for your non-adult-only art?
And complaining that they aren't giving you cheddar for something that you're really just doing as a hobby?

It is meant to be an art website not a porn website.

I am sick of people who draw porn getting commissioned for twice as much as me for half the fucking time, effort and quality. Honestly, would you commission [NSFW] for 20 dollars instead of something I drew for half the price?

Why do you think he got commissioned? More people saw it, because more people watch him, because - GUESS WHAT - HE DRAWS PORN.

If it's really an art website, why the fuck is porn the top priority? Furthermore, if I need to make cheddar to buy DECENT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS INSTEAD OF CHEAP SHIT LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR SO I CAN BE KIND TO MY FUCKING FAMILY FOR ONCE don't you think I have the right to use the talent I've gained from a simple hobby in order to do so?

OR HEY PLASMA WHY DON'T YOU COMMISSION SOMETHING TO THIS QUALITY FOR TRIPLE MY PRICE OF TEN DOLLARS IF YOU'RE FEELING ADVENTUROUS

brb buying keyrings for my family :I

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Try again, I uploaded them both to Tinypic

So I got new glasses today.
But apparently my eyes have some weird kind of defective position that can't be seen, but only measured, which means my eye muscles had to work constantly to keep my eyes parallel up until now.
And now my glasses are sort of like prisms to work against that.
Problem with that is, it'll take up to two weeks for my eyes and brain to get used to that.
And for those two weeks, my vision will be like I'm constantly drunk, only without the fun parts.
Not to mention that if I take my glasses off or put my old ones back on, I'll need even more time to get used to the new ones, obviously.

Did you try contact lenses yet? It might be a little hard in the beginning, but ever since I got them I'm really pop flyin'. As my sight constantly gets worse, if I would still be wearing glasses, they'd be thick as cola bottle grounds.

Do less moving around and such. Play more videogames.

Or, to explain, focusing on moving objects a lot makes your eyes adapt better. But unlike with just moving around, which is usually painful trying to adapt to three dimensions, watching a moving 2D image is a lot more comfortable while still giving the same amount of eye exercise.

Disregard my last post I feel a lot more awesome now

My drawings may well be published in a national newspaper very soon