Superpowers

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:03 am

lyrasen wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:Immortality because you can do anything eventually.
Immortality would suck, no offense and all. You'd run out of things to do eventually. You'd just sit around being bored and listless. What if the whole universe implodes and you end up floating out in space?

Start punching people in the face. Get sued, and arrested? Wait...start punching people again. Just to fuck with the police force, basically.

Looper. · Post by **Looper.** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:29 am

Food! The ability to make any food I'd like at any given moment. Immortality sounds neat too.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:32 am

I would choose Superhuman Luck.

I do recall one superhero from Marvel who was supernaturally lucky. His body actually emitted something that made everything turn out well for him. Whether it was winning the lottery when he needed cheddar or having a foe struck by a bolt of lightning, he always got his way.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:35 am

Hmm... kinda sounds like my ability Mander. Well, it's not that extreme, mind you... but things kind of always turn out good for me.
But I wouldn't mind it on a more extreme way.

Also, it wasn't just Marvel. There is also

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:59 am

TATZEL'S A SUPER HERO

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:03 am

I wish Bacon, I wish...

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:01 pm

Something like never having to sleep or feeling tired so I can get all my work done.
I guess that not having to do any work would be better.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:52 am

Super leg strength, which would give me slightly-above-human level speed and jumping ability. I would run across rooftops and kick-jump off walls.

Basically super-Parkour abilities.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:24 am

I began talking with my friend about these superpowers, and he said he wished he had the ability to give ANYTHING he touched an orgasm... Yeah. Grab hold of your steering wheel and the horn will go off "for no reason." Try to turn on the radio and get multiple bursts of white noise.

Personally, if it were me, I'd be running down the streets giving people high-fives as fast as possible.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:26 am

INVISIBILTY, BITCH

edit:
invisble page-get!

Amazon · Post by **Amazon** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:10 pm

the ability to make shields appear anywhere!!!

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:49 am

Xeraphem wrote:I began talking with my friend about these superpowers, and he said he wished he had the ability to give ANYTHING he touched an orgasm... Yeah. Grab hold of your steering wheel and the horn will go off "for no reason." Try to turn on the radio and get multiple bursts of white noise.

Personally, if it were me, I'd be running down the streets giving people high-fives as fast as possible.

Now why did I feel worse for laughing at this then I did for laughing at a flash animation filled with 9/11 jokes?

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:52 am

Warped conscience, or the fact that chaotic neutrality is your bit?

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:03 am

Superpowers? I'd have to go with either India or China.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:07 am

AMERICA