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My mum just came home from work and told me the best story ever.
Apparantly a workmate went away on holiday for a week and asked a friend to mind her dog. Now the dog wasnt doing very well and after the first night it died. (Dont worry the story gets better) Now the friend had no idea what to do with the body (Its illeagal to bury a dog in Ireland) so he asked around and he had to go to the vets to get the body disposed of properly. He asked a couple of his friends to bring him up to the vets but they said they wernt going around Dublin with a dead dog in the back of the car. So the guy had a brainwave. He would put the dog in a suitcase and bring it on the luas (A tram system that goes around Dublin) Now as he was getting on the Luas the suitcase got stuck and someone came over to help him. They got it onto the Luas and sat down talking. The other guy asked him what was in the suitcase. Now Guy 1 didnt want to say he had a dead dog in the suitcase so he said he was DJ'ing at a club and he had a load of CD's in the bag. Then at the next stop Guy 2 got up, picked up the bag and ran off the train. Dead dog and all.
I would love to see that guys face when he opened the suitcase.
Apparantly a workmate went away on holiday for a week and asked a friend to mind her dog. Now the dog wasnt doing very well and after the first night it died. (Dont worry the story gets better) Now the friend had no idea what to do with the body (Its illeagal to bury a dog in Ireland) so he asked around and he had to go to the vets to get the body disposed of properly. He asked a couple of his friends to bring him up to the vets but they said they wernt going around Dublin with a dead dog in the back of the car. So the guy had a brainwave. He would put the dog in a suitcase and bring it on the luas (A tram system that goes around Dublin) Now as he was getting on the Luas the suitcase got stuck and someone came over to help him. They got it onto the Luas and sat down talking. The other guy asked him what was in the suitcase. Now Guy 1 didnt want to say he had a dead dog in the suitcase so he said he was DJ'ing at a club and he had a load of CD's in the bag. Then at the next stop Guy 2 got up, picked up the bag and ran off the train. Dead dog and all.
I would love to see that guys face when he opened the suitcase.
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