[5:32:29 PM] Star says: I'm using the fanfic drabble generator to make a fanfic about you and oracle, i need adjectives and stuff
[5:32:36 PM] The Big Cheese says: ohboy
[5:32:38 PM] The Big Cheese says: ohboy
[5:32:39 PM] The Big Cheese says: uh
[5:32:41 PM] The Big Cheese says: fff
[5:32:42 PM] The Big Cheese says: FT
[5:32:44 PM] The Big Cheese says: fat
[5:32:49 PM] The Big Cheese says: TURGID
[5:32:51 PM] The Big Cheese says: hard
[5:32:56 PM] The Big Cheese says: crazy
[5:33:03 PM] The Big Cheese says: full of bees
The Fanfic Generator wrote:The Adventure Of The Fox
Oracle and Dark were out for a pudding-like RUCKY walk under da sea. As they went, Dark rested his hand on Oracle's eyebrow. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so fat, Oracle was filled with butts dread.
"Do you suppose it's full of bees here?" she asked beaver.
"You TURGID silly," Dark said, tickling Oracle with his zombie. "It's completely crazy."
Just then, a lonely fox leapt out from behind a ducks and fondled Dark in the butt. "Aaargh!" Dark screamed.
Things looked homoseckshool. But Oracle, although she was hard, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a sheep and, like a rainbow that casts a pop flyin' glow o'er all the land, beat the fox extremely until it ran off. "That will teach you to tickle innocent people."
Then she clasped Dark close. Dark was bleeding shakily. "My darling," Oracle said, and pressed her lips to Dark's boner.
"I love you," Dark said huskily, and expired in Oracle's arms.
WHAT WE'LL NEED TO BAKE A FANFIC:
A protagonist, and their gender
A love interest, and their gender
9 adjectives
5 adverbs
3 nouns
3 body parts
A transitive verb - infinitive (ex: kick)
Another verb - past tense third (ex: kicked)
An animal
A prepositional phrase (ex: on a rock)
Extended metaphor (ex: like a rainbow that casts a pop flyin' glow o'er all the land)
Bunyip and Soft Soap were celebrating a confusing RUCKY Day together. Bunyip had cooked a funky dinner and they ate in a cave by candlelight.
"My darling," Soft Soap said, stroking Bunyip's coccyx, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Bunyip. "It is but a ratting out token of my making out love."
Bunyip opened the box. Inside was a dressy Charlie Brown! She gazed at it drunkily. Then she gazed at Soft Soap drunkily. "It's run," Bunyip said. "Come here and let me Pow you."
Just then, a getting crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Like a fish that swam too close to the shore. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a bogus voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Soft Soap read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other sexily as the crone cackled some more. Bunyip's funny bone began to tremble. Then Soft Soap shrugged, pulled out a Butts, and hit the crone on her Elbow. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Bunyip said and facebattled Soft Soap ragely. "This is a vindictive RUCKY Day!"
They bonerily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they Bammed each other all night long.
This is too much fun
Myk wrote:i love yaya
The incomparable princess brothel wrote:don't oppress my
gay bulges
Miss StarSeed wrote:HEY GUYS LET'S WRITE A FANFIC TOGETHER
WHAT WE'LL NEED TO BAKE A FANFIC:
A protagonist, and their gender
A love interest, and their gender
9 adjectives
5 adverbs
3 nouns
3 body parts
A transitive verb - infinitive (ex: kick)
Another verb - past tense third (ex: kicked)
An animal
A prepositional phrase (ex: on a rock)
Extended metaphor (ex: like a rainbow that casts a pop flyin' glow o'er all the land)
Adjectives are next.
And in case it wasn't obvious I usually don't always use just adjectives anyways (unless BEEEEEEES is an adjective and I just didn't know it.)
On a Zink-like and Zink-like morning, Zink sat while being a Zink. It was RUCKY Day and he was all alone. His Zink's eye ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Zink to love someone with a Zink-like Zink's foot?
Zink...ly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Zink-like Zink-like Zink, all on a summer's day. I wish my Zink would Zink me, in his own Zink-like way..."
"Do you?" Zink sat down beside Zink and put his hand on Zink's Zink's toenail. "I think that could be arranged."
Zink gasped Zink...ly. "But what about my Zink-like Zink's foot?"
"I like it," Zink said Zink...ly. "I think it's Zink-like."
They came together and their facebattle was Like a Zink that is a Zink.
"I love you," Zink said Zink...ly.
"I love you too," Zink replied and Zinked him.
They bought a Zink, moved in together, and lived Zink...ly ever after.
