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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:43 pm
by Kalekemo
The day New Moon came out I kept bragging about how my mom was going to take me to see it. Then the kid in front of me turns around and says "I can't wait to see that!" He then told me that he's read all the books at least three times, and watches the movie every night. He's my new best friend. MLIT
I wouldn't say it makes me pop flyin' as much as it amuses me that these people need a swift kick to the face
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:49 pm
by hotb
>Implying they don't already know
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:56 pm
by DarkSurfer
Malum wrote:Someone tell 4Chan about this menace.
Nothing means "fuck you" more than a bombardment of Hate Via submissions and comments.
Also i find it funny how she says best friends, usually it's boyfriend in these situations, What Saving yourself for Eddiekins little Twitard?
4chan is not your personal army.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:15 pm
by Miss Starseed
It sounds to me like the guy was stringing her a long to get her to shut the fuck up about the movie. Am I the only one who got that?
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:17 pm
by Kalekemo
No, I just hoped the person posted that on the site as a lie to make fun of twi-hards (self-explanatory meaning)
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:28 pm
by Miss Starseed
It really wouldn't surprise me if the one that posted it was serious. But the part about "I watch the movie EVERY NIGHT" makes the guy sound more like he's trying to lay it on really thick and it flies over the fanbrat's head completely because in their fantasy land, everyone loves Twilight just as much as they do.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:20 pm
by Superior Bacon
He's probably just trying to get in her pants.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:49 pm
by Miss Starseed
Only Edward/Jacob/that'sallthenamesIknowfromTwilightuhmmaybeshe'salesbianandlikesBella can touch that poontang.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:57 pm
by Squigzog
Miss StarSeed wrote:Only Edward/Jacob/that'sallthenamesIknowfromTwilightuhmmaybeshe'salesbianandlikesBella can touch that poontang.
Why would they want to?
Why would anyone want to?
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:01 pm
by Myk
vagina is vagina
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:37 pm
by BANANA
You cun't argue with that!
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:43 pm
by Miss Starseed
I just gagged on my delicious beverage. I HOPE YOU'RE pop flyin'.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:48 pm
by Fauche
That's hot.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:02 pm
by Defenestrator2.0
Bringing my hands together simultaneously in a sign of what society widely recognizes to be a sign of appreciation, which results in a violent 'crack' noise being produced, brings joyous emotions unto me, but only when I am filled with contented feelings before the aforementioned action is executed.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:03 pm
by Shoolis
My Secret Santa present.
Thank you ze dybbuk!!!