What makes you pop flyin'?

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:43 pm

The day New Moon came out I kept bragging about how my mom was going to take me to see it. Then the kid in front of me turns around and says "I can't wait to see that!" He then told me that he's read all the books at least three times, and watches the movie every night. He's my new best friend. MLIT

I wouldn't say it makes me pop flyin' as much as it amuses me that these people need a swift kick to the face

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:49 pm

>Implying they don't already know

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:56 pm

Malum wrote:Someone tell 4Chan about this menace.

Nothing means "fuck you" more than a bombardment of Hate Via submissions and comments.

Also i find it funny how she says best friends, usually it's boyfriend in these situations, What Saving yourself for Eddiekins little Twitard?

4chan is not your personal army.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:15 pm

It sounds to me like the guy was stringing her a long to get her to shut the fuck up about the movie. Am I the only one who got that?

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:17 pm

No, I just hoped the person posted that on the site as a lie to make fun of twi-hards (self-explanatory meaning)

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:28 pm

It really wouldn't surprise me if the one that posted it was serious. But the part about "I watch the movie EVERY NIGHT" makes the guy sound more like he's trying to lay it on really thick and it flies over the fanbrat's head completely because in their fantasy land, everyone loves Twilight just as much as they do.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:20 pm

He's probably just trying to get in her pants.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:49 pm

Only Edward/Jacob/that'sallthenamesIknowfromTwilightuhmmaybeshe'salesbianandlikesBella can touch that poontang.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:57 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:Only Edward/Jacob/that'sallthenamesIknowfromTwilightuhmmaybeshe'salesbianandlikesBella can touch that poontang.

Why would they want to?
Why would anyone want to?

Myk · Post by **Myk** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:01 pm

vagina is vagina

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:37 pm

You cun't argue with that!

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:43 pm

I just gagged on my delicious beverage. I HOPE YOU'RE pop flyin'.

Fauche · Post by **Fauche** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:48 pm

That's hot.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:02 pm

Bringing my hands together simultaneously in a sign of what society widely recognizes to be a sign of appreciation, which results in a violent 'crack' noise being produced, brings joyous emotions unto me, but only when I am filled with contented feelings before the aforementioned action is executed.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:03 pm

My Secret Santa present.
Thank you ze dybbuk!!!