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Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:52 am

Fauche wrote:I like oral sex.

Fauche · Post by **Fauche** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:55 am

Karilyn wrote:
Fauche wrote:I like oral sex.

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:58 am

It's like endocytosis oral sex!

SURROUNDED IN TEXT MEMBRANES.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:41 am

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
BANANA wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:I had this upstanding member of society bisexual friend who said to me once that gay men are sluts.

I lol'd and thought it was sorta harsh.
It wasn't me, right? D:
If you know me in real life and had dyed blue/green hair, then yes, it was you.
IT WAS YOU.

I'm not surprised men have more sex than women. All male animals are like that. At least, the majority are. It's in their nature and it's how they were evolved to be. It's the instinct to procreate as much as possible to preserve the species.

Yeah, in the insect kingdom this happens very seldom. The females ensure that the guys are officially monogamous. By eating them afterwards.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:44 am

Xeraphem wrote:Yeah, in the insect kingdom this happens very seldom. The females ensure that the guys are officially monogamous. By eating them afterwards.

Just how it should be.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:48 am

Bacon wrote:
Xeraphem wrote:Yeah, in the insect kingdom this happens very seldom. The females ensure that the guys are officially monogamous. By eating them afterwards.
Just how it should be.

Best be neutered now, then. Away, to the Vasectomobile!

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:29 pm

Xeraphem wrote: Yeah, in the insect kingdom this happens very seldom. The females ensure that the guys are officially monogamous. By eating them afterwards.

Aha, I forgot about insects. I was only thinking about mammals, reptiles and fish.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:11 pm

Ever seen Tasmanian Devils mate?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:12 pm

Fooflyer wrote:Ever seen Tasmanian Devils mate?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Same with cats. Male cats have barbs on their penises so female cats can't get away.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:18 pm

Do the female cats grow fleshy lumps on the back of their necks and then get dragged back to the den, only to be imprisoned there for weeks while practically being flooded with sperm?

Excuse my French.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:23 pm

Bacon wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:Ever seen Tasmanian Devils mate?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Same with cats. Male cats have barbs on their penises so female cats can't get away.

I thought the barbs were so the female cat DID get away.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:45 am

Auuugh cats are my favourite animal but I didn't even know that nor did I care to find out.

I fail as a stereotypical upstanding member of society don't I.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:28 am

Fooflyer wrote:Do the female cats grow fleshy lumps on the back of their necks and then get dragged back to the den, only to be imprisoned there for weeks while practically being flooded with sperm?

Excuse my French.

It's things like this that make me wonder why people think animals are so good and pure.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:32 am

An interesting thing concerning the Tasmanian Devils: they can (in a group) consume all of a horse down to it's iron shoes.

Overnight.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:32 am

Those are some scary fuckers.