AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Stab the oldish man to death with the pen. Then steal his clothes, equip them, and escape the building pretending to be him.

And pick up the crap you dropped. It may still be useful.

Myk wrote:His name shall be GOFF

I like this name. Get a sidekick and call him that.

Punch the oldish man in the mouth. While the oldish man recovers, loot the robot and try and find some pointy objects you could use to attack the oldish man.

I second robot-looting.

Punch the oldish man with your super speedy thief moves.

Also, you might want to grab a circuit board or something from the robot to see if you can find out more about the old man and his mysterious robots.

You give the oldish man a good punch. It does a good 45 points of damage.

You attempt to investigate the remains of the security bot but the old man kicks you. Hard. 25 points of damage.

Stab the oldish man to death with the pen

You equip the EXPENSIVE PEN and proceed to stab the oldish man with it. It does 47 points of damage.

The Oldish man grabs you and flips you to the floor for a good 29 points of damage.

( I ignored the rest of Gigoergong's command because it went too far. The second part would only work if the Oldish man died, and the third would only work if getting out of the building was going to be as easy as just walking out. Please try to keep your commands to one thing at a time.)

Punch the oldish man in the mouth. While the oldish man recovers, loot the robot and try and find some pointy objects you could use to attack the oldish man.

You slug the Oldish man right in the kissuh! 43 points of damage! While the Oldish man is busy recovering from your blow, you loot the robot corpse for possible weapons. However, the Oldish man recovers before you can find anything that isn't wires or bullets, so you pick up the robot and toss at him before he get gets you. That way all possible weapons inside it are heading straight toward him. It hits him right in the face for 130 points of damage!

The Oldish man is unconscious!

A VICTOR IS YOU!

Steal oldish man's clothes.

Climb inside robot and see if you can hijack it.

Now go pick up your gun and investigate the man and robot. Take a circuit board and steal whatever the oldISH man has on him.

Pick up the crap you dropped. It may still be useful.

Steal oldish man's clothes.

You take the Oldish's man's clothing. It may be necessary to use a disguise, although you prefer you current garb.

Climb inside robot and see if you can hijack it.

You attempt to climb into the robot, but you can't fit It's only around 4 1/2 feet tall. Besides, it was riddled with bullets. No amount of hacking is going to be able to fix that.

Now go pick up your gun and investigate the man and robot. Take a circuit board and steal whatever the oldISH man has on him.

You retrieve your infinity revolver and try and get a circuit board from the robot. You manage to find one, but it has a bullet hole through. You take it anyway.

You already took everything on the man when you took his clothes, but you didn't check what was in the pockets. Inside is his wallet. His drivers license identifies him as Z. Scrambiloni. It also says he's actually only 45.

You manage to find a CARD KEY on his persons, which you happily add to your inventory, along with SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET

Pick up the crap you dropped. It may still be useful.

You pick up all the crap you threw around during your epic battle. You never know when you might need some more pointless shit.

INVENTORY:
INFINITY REVOLVER, BUSINESS CARD, BLOODIED LINT, BROKEN GLASS, DICTIONARY, STAPLER, EXPENSIVE PEN, PLANT, CARD KEY, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, SAFE (let me know if I've forgotten anything.)

(By the way, if anyone is wonder what M.G. Fink looks like, he dresses more or less like Trilby (since you wanted him to so badly, for some reason.) and he has short, red hair and brown eyes.)

The SAFE.

Make your way down the hallway and find the stairs leading to the ground floor.

Escape the building.

PILLAGE AND RAPE. DON'T GET CAUGHT.

I find this interesting, but I'm only interested in reading the previous posts on my ipod touch. =I

Inventory.

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