AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ASK HIM "CAN YOU DO STREETFIGHTER MOVES?

You ask The Doctor whether or not he can use techniques from a popular video game series.

You are not really sure why this is tomfoolery. If you were to, say, use an attack from said game series that also creates a pun, than you would have some good tomfoolery there.

However, that isn't what you're doing.

You guess it's barely tomfoolery since the idea of someone using moves from a video game is slightly ridiculous (depending on the game), but this is only enough to keep your chain from breaking. Don't expect it to be increasing from this or anything.


TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: ARE YOU EVEN TRYING SERIOUSLY

CHAIN 8

SAY, "OOOOOOO, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?" AND THEN PRESS EVERYBUTTON YOU CAN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN. WITH YOUR FEET.

You... sort of did this before when you danced on the controls. You do it again, but since it's a repeat you're chain doesn't increase. Again. However, your chain still doesn't break, since it technically is still tomfoolery.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: ENCORE

CHAIN 8

TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, DANCE THE ROBOT ON TOP OF THE ROBOT

WHILE QUOTING EVERYTHING THAT C-3PO FROM STAR WARS SAYS DURING ALL MOVIES AND EXPANDED UNIVERSE

You start dancing the robot on a robot, all while quoting a robot. What a robotic development! It works pretty well as a taunt.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: MODERATE

CHAIN 9

CLIMB ONTO HIS FACE, PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO HIS EYE, OPEN YOUR OWN EYE REAAAALLLLYYYYYY WIDE.

ASK WHO HE IS

You look Tyranibocular really, REALLY, closely in the eye, and ask him who he is. You're pretty sure this is a reference to something, but you don't really know what, thus drastically reducing the it's tomfoolery potential. However, you succeed in freaking out/distracting The Doctor a little bit, so it still works.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: HORRID

CHAIN 9.5

YELL AT THE ROBOT IN YOUR CAPS LOCK VOICE.

You shout at the robot in the best all-capitalized voice you can do. However, you end up with something with more of an italicized flavor. It's still a taunt, but it could have been a little better.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: HORRID

CHAIN 10

POWER MAXIMIZED

NEXT TOMFOOLERY SUPERCHARGED

MAKE THIS ONE COUNT, FOOL!

INVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET,

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,


(Okay guys, only ONE of the next commands will be chosen. Will YOU be the one to finish this?)

TAKE HIS MONOCLE AND TAUNT HIM WITH IT

TRIP THE ROBOT WHILE IT'S FREAKING OUT

SAY "HAVE A NICE TRIP. SEE YOU NEXT FALL."

RUB YOUR NUTSACK ALL OVER HIS NOSE.

HELL, T-REX'S HAVE BIG NOSTRILS, TRY AND GET ONE OF YOUR TESTICLES IN A NOSTRIL

NONE OF THESE ARE VERY GOOD FINISHERS.

THROW HIM UP INTO THE SPIKES THAT SOMEHOW APPEARED ABOVE YOU

LIGHT HIM ON FIRE!

"I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!"

THEN LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE!

FIGURE OUT A PLAN BY ASKING CLEVERBOT, THEN TAKE HIS ANSWER INTO TRANSLATIONPARTY AND EXECUTE THE PLAN!

HAVE HIM LIGHTLY GRAZE THE SPIKES AND EXPLODE IN A CIRCULAR EXPLOSION A-LA-MEGAMAN!

MOON THE DOCTOR

FINISH HIM.

FATALITY.

I'M GIVING YOU GUYS ONE MORE DAY.

THINK AS HARD AS YOU CAN. REMEMBER THE THEME HERE IS "TOMFOOLERY".

COMMIT TOMFOOLERY

SEE IF YOU CAN GET THE DOCTOR OUT OF THAT DINOSAUR ARMOR SHIT

BECAUSE YOUR TOMFOOLERY METER IS FULL, PROCEED TO GROW A BEARD; THE HAIRS SHALL TURN INTO EXTEND ABLE TENTACLES


TENTACLE RAPE HIM TO DEATH