The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

zombiejesus · Post by **zombiejesus** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:08 am

Put some D's on that bitch!

Titus · Post by **Titus** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:24 am

SHOUT A FEW CLEVER THINGS TO CELEBRATE VICTORY. LIKE MOVIE QUOTES
MY OPINION ISN'T VALID. HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS SUGGEST SOME IN CAPS

I_Like_Pie · Post by **I_Like_Pie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:44 am

Do a little dance.

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:10 am

yay i made most dent-related suggestions

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:32 am

note: All tomfoolery related actions, from this point forward, must be written in all caps. Any non-tomfoolery related actions will be ignored.

Seriously, you guys, we're (well, I am, at least) going for an epic finish here. So far I've gotten like... two commands I won't ignore.

Also, the robot isn't finished off yet. That's what the tomfoolery combo is supposed to be about.

Must this happen every time I try to do something fun and different with this thread?

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:34 am

GO TO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THIS FUCKING THING

DO MILLIONS OF BARREL ROLLS

I_Like_Pie · Post by **I_Like_Pie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:34 am

DANCE ON THE CONTROLS.

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:00 am

CONGRATULATE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ON FINALLY GETTING THINGS RIGHT.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:38 am

GROW A BEARD SO THAT THIS STORY WILL END WITH SOMETHING AWESOME IN IT.

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:14 pm

THE END.
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...
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...OR IS IT?

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:05 pm

Find out if the Doctor is a male or female T-Rex.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:52 pm

ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:54 pm

WEAK ITS DAMAGE FOR ATTACK POINT MASSIVE.

Ryushusupercat · Post by **Ryushusupercat** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:20 pm

THROW THE DICTIONARY AT THE T-REX'S HEAD!

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:38 pm

USE MOP ON FALLEN ROBOT.

SAY "I'M MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH YOU."

You grab you robot and use it on the robot well making a cheesy pun, thus causing the electricity to become slightly more effective from the moisture!

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: MODERATE

CHAIN 2

DANCE ON THE CONTROLS.

You take advantage of the fact the robot is currently immobile and climb up. You begin dancing on the controls, much to The Doctors dismay.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF OF THERE! OFF! OFF! OFF!"

He tries to hit/bite you, but can't due to the fact the robot is spasing out and firing its weapons everywhere, damaging itself in the process!

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: GRAND

CHAIN 4

GO TO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THIS FUCKING THING

DO MILLIONS OF BARREL ROLLS

You attempt to run over to the cockpit and take control, but you can't, as the windshield that you were smashed through is much too high for you too reach.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: NONE

CHAIN BROKEN

ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.

You attempt to attack it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE, but have no idea where that is.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: NONE

NO CHAIN

GROW A BEARD SO THAT THIS STORY WILL END WITH SOMETHING AWESOME IN IT.

You attempt to will a beard into existence. You "willing" doesn't really do anything. You DO discover that you started growing a very very very very small beard throughout the day. You guess that's close enough for now.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: HORRID

CHAIN 0.5

THROW THE DICTIONARY AT THE T-REX'S HEAD!

You throw the DICTIONARY at The Doctor while he is trying to get his robot under control. It hits, and he accidentally pushes some of the wrong buttons, causing the robot to freak out even more.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: MODERATE

CHAIN 2

INVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET,

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

(Guys, remember, we are not only going for commands in all caps, we are going for TOMFOOLERY related commands in all caps.

Although, most of the stuff you guys post is close enough to tomfoolery anyway.

Also, the Tomfoolery level relates to the most recent action, not the entire chain in general.

Also (again), Tomfoolery level is not only dependent on how effective something is, but on how tomfoolerous it is. Keep that in mind.)

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

What shall the next adventure be?