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Vhat if there vas a farm, and the farm had a caow, you know, one that can give milk, vhich is creamy and nearly vhite, the colour af that most sheep have, unless they are black, the same color many vould associate vith depression and sadness, as in the dark ages vere there vas little art happening throughout many places, at least around here, in Norvay, a little country vith grand nature and history, vhich is the past, opposite af the future, the future that vill arrive instead af the one ve try to build even though it is too hard, the same property a bread that has been out too long, a long duration af time that is, but then again, that doesn't really exist, if I am not vrong, as a lot af things that people like to believe is true, vith solid evidence af its existence, to be, vhich sounds similar to bee, vhich is something living, just like us, you and me, him and her and they, haow much milk vould that caow make?

What would happen if someone actually enjoyed my company?

Christopher Lloyd?

Do you like Derp Sharks?

Alexandy13 wrote:Why are grandparents so awesome, yet so embarassing?

Because they just want you and your friends to know that they love you and then give you cheddar.

Trygve wrote:Should I get some sushi tomorrow?

YES.

Sleauxbreaux wrote:

HOW.

Why does he ask you HOW.

[Citation Needed] wrote:What makes the red man red?

He facebattled a maid and start to blush
And we've all been red ever since.

Sleauxbreaux wrote:Reave wants to learn Hydro Pump.

But Reave already knows four moves.

Make it forget another move?

Congratulations! Reave forgot breathe and learned hydro pump!

Marbus wrote:Hey, hey Trennicus. Will you answer no to this question?

8llllll

Fooflyer wrote:3(n-1)=8n+16?

5n = -19

impmon08 wrote:why do I feel like watching k-on all the sudden I still need to watch heroman and a bunch of other things I cant be bothered to list jifoshgkjsdljf

Because K-ON! is fantastic, duh.

Squigzog wrote:Why are things blown hilariously out of proportion on the internet?

Because it's hilarious.

scebboaliwiw wrote:Just how many cookbooks should I have?
How much ribbon should I have?
How many flowers should I have?
How long should my hair be?
How can I make myself prettier?
How, Brown Cow?

These questions all need one answer:

A lot.

Alexandy13 wrote:Can I ask you a question?

Lay it on me.

Ame no Akai wrote:Don't you ever get tired of sifting through people's inane questions just because they can? Don't you wonder how many useful things you could be doing with that time? Don't you ever ask yourself why you continue to waste precious time you'll never get back on answering silly questions for silly people which will have no beneficial effect on your life in any way, shape or form?

1. No, I like doing it.

2. My time is expendable. I usually have nothing else to do with my day.

3. No, I don't. I feel pop flyin' doing this. If I need to use my time wisely, then I will. It's not like I spend my entire life on this thread. I go to school, I work, and I make time for friends and Tuxedo Mask. This is just something fun to do in my spare time, which I have a lot oif.

Trygve wrote:Vhat if there vas a farm, and the farm had a caow, you know, one that can give milk, vhich is creamy and nearly vhite, the colour af that most sheep have, unless they are black, the same color many vould associate vith depression and sadness, as in the dark ages vere there vas little art happening throughout many places, at least around here, in Norvay, a little country vith grand nature and history, vhich is the past, opposite af the future, the future that vill arrive instead af the one ve try to build even though it is too hard, the same property a bread that has been out too long, a long duration af time that is, but then again, that doesn't really exist, if I am not vrong, as a lot af things that people like to believe is true, vith solid evidence af its existence, to be, vhich sounds similar to bee, vhich is something living, just like us, you and me, him and her and they, haow much milk vould that caow make?

Uh, me no speak English.

Neko wrote:What would happen if someone actually enjoyed my company?

Good things would happen.

Trygve wrote:Christopher Lloyd?

What about him.

Falconer Lombard wrote:Do you like Derp Sharks?

Maybe.

What is your opinion on Deep Striking?

Squigzog wrote:What is your opinion on Deep Striking?

I left it in my other pants.

What? I can make myself prettier by a lot? What does that mean?
How long/short should my dresses/skirts be?

what is your stance on double rainbows?

and on that subject, fucking magnets, how do they work?

Where do you get the patience and willpower to come up with actually well thought answers to EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING WE ASK? WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING

Do you have spurs that jingle jangle?

How does brown face paint allow Snake to breathe underwater?

what is your opinion on milk tea and asian drinks in general

How did Sleauxbreaux acquire an excerpt of my old journal after I had it burned?

Will Squig eat me? Please say no.