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Post by **The Bouncer** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:16 pm

Crush Bandicoot wrote:Depends if the golf club is shoddy, can never go wrong with a wooden bat.

Yeah, but it's easier to get the blood off of a metal bat than a wooden bat.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:18 pm

If you want sturdy, go for a metal bat. If you want speed, go for a well-made golf club.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:17 pm

chainsaw

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:18 pm

A chainsaw is too noisy.

Post by **The Bouncer** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:19 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:A chainsaw is too noisy.

Also, gas.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:54 pm

Creeper wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:A chainsaw is too noisy.
Also, gas.

Also, it would be nearly impossible to clean all the blood off, considering how many areas that blood spatter can hide in a chainsaw.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:21 am

apparently some people do not understand the underlying, subtle enjoyments of using a chainsaw

Post by **The Bouncer** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:41 am

Chainsaws just ain't practical for premeditated murder, man.
But if you're gonna go on a killing spree then yeah they're all right.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:57 am

I'm sure you can think of a creative method of murder with a chainsaw that would be more effective than a knife or pistol in certain circumstances.

Falconer Lombard · Post by **Falconer Lombard** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:01 am

Deiphobus wrote:I'm sure you can think of a creative method of murder with a chainsaw that would be more effective than a knife or pistol in certain circumstances.

Subway?

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:18 am

Blunt instrument.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:19 am

Why are we discussing this on the Ask Trennicus thread, anyway?

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:20 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:Why are we discussing this on the Ask Trennicus thread, anyway?

We are because shut up.

Robot · Post by **Robot** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:17 am

Rifpit wrote:What is this, I don't even?

Fucking Bank of the West

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:26 am

When did this turn into the 'Ask the entire fucking fourm' thread?

Can you guess my favorite Metal Gear Solid boss?