AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If you were a number, what number would you be?

scebboaliwiw wrote:If you were a number, what number would you be?

Probably number 2.

Because it's less than three.

Whyyy do i keep making mistakes?

Bacon wrote:Whyyy do i keep making mistakes?

Because you are a human being. :3

If you were a Pokemon, what would you be?

How did i fail at making hot chocolate?

Did you just heat up a block of chocolate?

Did you just heat up a pile of manure?

Did you just heat up a black baby?

Why am I awake :C

"•A textbook for 8th grade Spanish class tried to frame the lessons with a very loose narrative. You, the reader/student, were a secret agent airlifted onto a Spanish-speaking island somewhere and repeatedly had to rendezvous with other agents. Invariably, your contacts would always give you twenty pages of silly Spanish exercises to work on (learning how to say useful phrases like "Oh, it's the king who used to play funeral chants on the drum.") to prove your identity."
Is this textbook awesome or stupid?

Alexandy13 wrote:If you were a Pokemon, what would you be?

Probably Luxray.

Bacon wrote:How did i fail at making hot chocolate?

Because it's cold.

Fooflyer wrote:Did you just heat up a block of chocolate?

Did you just heat up a pile of manure?

Did you just heat up a black baby?

How NOT to make hot chocolate.

Sec, throwing up.

Crush Bandicoot wrote:Why am I awake :C

Because you're on the internet.

scebboaliwiw wrote:"•A textbook for 8th grade Spanish class tried to frame the lessons with a very loose narrative. You, the reader/student, were a secret agent airlifted onto a Spanish-speaking island somewhere and repeatedly had to rendezvous with other agents. Invariably, your contacts would always give you twenty pages of silly Spanish exercises to work on (learning how to say useful phrases like "Oh, it's the king who used to play funeral chants on the drum.") to prove your identity."
Is this textbook awesome or stupid?

That exercise is sweet, not silly. So this is awesome.

Who stole my five dorrar?

have the beavers started eating your fingers yet

I have always thought Blackout as a great Decepticon because he is the tallest.

The same with Heavy: he is a great TF2 character because he is bald.

Today I learned that my Father was very tall and very bald.

Is this something subconscious?

Fooflyer wrote:Who stole my five dorrar?

Not me. <:

Lolita wrote:have the beavers started eating your fingers yet

They cannot get into our mountain fortress, so no.

Fooflyer wrote:I have always thought Blackout as a great Decepticon because he is the tallest.

The same with Heavy: he is a great TF2 character because he is bald.

Today I learned that my Father was very tall and very bald.

Is this something subconscious?

FOO LIKES THINKS HIS DAD'S GREAT.

HAHAHAHAAHAH.




No.

Actually, I hated my dad.
For personal reasons.

Also, how do I get this bullet out of my neck? Oh god help me I can't move my arms.