AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:27 pm**

disappoint my parents?

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:38 pm**

Unbalanced wrote:
Trennicus wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:What's it like having tiddies?
Like having something there, no matter when, to fiddle with when I'm bored.
...So like a penis?

Except with tiddies you have two.

That's it! Having tiddies is like having two penises!

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:39 pm**

Shit
I'm jealous.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:41 pm**

You can't masturbate with your tiddies.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:41 pm**

Except you don't put your penis in a bra.

Except sometimes during sex.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:41 pm**

Ryushusupercat wrote:You can't masturbate with your tiddies.

I think you actually can stimulate an orgasme with them.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:42 pm**

I'm so glad that I decided to stay a virgin forever.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:43 pm**

Ryushusupercat wrote:I'm so glad that I decided to stay a virgin forever.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRD.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:43 pm**

Ryushusupercat wrote:I'm so glad that I decided to stay a virgin forever.

What

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:43 pm**

Ryushusupercat wrote:I'm so glad that I decided to stay a virgin forever.

You won't be when I am done with you!

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:44 pm**

Seriously, what's so great about sex? I think it's disgusting.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:44 pm**

Not not Trygve wrote:
Ryushusupercat wrote:You can't masturbate with your tiddies.
I think you actually can stimulate an orgasme with them.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:44 pm**

One word:

Orgasm.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:44 pm**

Unbalanced wrote:
Trennicus wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:What's it like having tiddies?
Like having something there, no matter when, to fiddle with when I'm bored.
...So like a penis?

Except they're nicer to look at. And there's two of them.

And they aren't penises.

Fauche wrote:disappoint my parents?

Nuh.

Ryushusupercat wrote:Seriously, what's so great about sex? I think it's disgusting.

That's so virgin of you.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:45 pm**

Ryushusupercat wrote:Seriously, what's so great about sex? I think it's disgusting.

Someone have been watching porn with their parents.

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