AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What makes a gecko's paws so sticky?

Can you heal me?

Wanna join my guild?

How do I mine fish?
Can I haz cheezeburger?
If a=b and b=c, why doesn't c=~ ?

War! (What is it good for?)

Trennicus... why have you forsaken us?

Will you ever return to your faithful followers?

Please... We need your wisdom!

Karilyn wrote:Why is Captain Planet so much sexier as a woman?

Don't you think a lot more people would have gotten into protecting the environment if Captain Planet was a woman?

Everyone is sexier as a woman.

And yes.

Reyo wrote:Tren: Have you heard of cleverbot?

Apparently, talking to it is humourous. But that's all I know.

Blubber wrote:DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

Xeraphem wrote:Which brings me to my next question: Paper or Plastic?

Neither. ]:<

I use those 'green' tote bags.

Bacon wrote:Who's your favorite historical figure?

Mmm...

Probably Queen Elizabeth I.

IndigoCrystal wrote:If you could grow a beard, what beard would it be?

Probably just a goatee. I used to hate all beards, but I've grown a bit of a liking to those.

I don't want like, a massive lumberjack beard... or a Dutch beard...

Sounnikoura wrote:¿Alguien, alguna vez, ha estado realmente tanto como decidido para usar aunque ir para hacer parecer mas semejante?

Haha, es aún más divertido cuando es traducido de nuevo en Inglés.

Sloth wrote:I'm hungry.


What should I make?

Sandwich.

But make it for me.

impmon08 wrote:Why wont my computer let me make zip folders for all my assignments in VB?

It probably hates you.

Fauche wrote:Pubes?

No.

Fooflyer wrote:Are you a blood donor?

My blood doesn't have enough iron in it. >:

I need to eat more metals.

Sounnikoura wrote:Are you an organ donor?

Yes.

Sloth wrote:Are you a piano donor?

PAHAHAHAHA.

Fooflyer wrote:Are you a fetus donor?

No.

scebboaliwiw wrote:Are you a combo breaker?

Only if you're a page getter.

Fooflyer wrote:Are you a page getter?

WE'LL SEE.

Sounnikoura wrote:What makes a gecko's paws so sticky?

Natural excretion of ooze.

BANANA wrote:Can you heal me?

I cast heal.

Fooflyer wrote:Wanna join my guild?

No.

Kalekemo wrote:How do I mine fish?
Can I haz cheezeburger?
If a=b and b=c, why doesn't c=~ ?

1. With great difficulty.

2. Yes, you can haz cheezeburger.

3. I HATE MATH.

Yewkewbius wrote:War! (What is it good for?)

Absolutely nothing!

Sloth wrote:Trennicus... why have you forsaken us?

Will you ever return to your faithful followers?

Please... We need your wisdom!

GEEZ I HAD SCHOOL TODAY. JUST BE PATIENT!

Trennicus wrote: Everyone is sexier as a woman.

Even me!?
:awesome:

How much metal would a woodchuck put into creating a robot with every limb operating like the limb normally would, only it also had a machine gun attached to it?

The Heavy in TF2 is so O.P., that they had to make 2 classes to counter it.

Why aren't I sleeping?


also why do i write such weird stuff?

Reyo wrote:

Trennicus wrote:Everyone is sexier as a woman.

Even me!?
:awesome:

Eh. Kay.

scebboaliwiw wrote:How much metal would a woodchuck put into creating a robot with every limb operating like the limb normally would, only it also had a machine gun attached to it?

All of it.

Bacon wrote:Why aren't I sleeping?


also why do i write such weird stuff?

You're addicted to the internets.

Also because you aren't sleeping.

The best way top wake up is...?

To destroy someone's mind, psychically; don't you yourself link yourself to the other person's mind; effectively destroying your own?

Pies or pizzas?

If Canada was going to kill half of it's residents because of some absurd reason, would you still stay, having only %50 chance of survival?

How many wood chucks would a wood chuck tutor in the ways of wood chucking?

Mouse vs. Zebra: Who will win?

In the grim future of the 41st millennium, where do you see yourself?

HEY
YOU DIDN'T AN ANSWER MY QUESTION

If cancer triangulates mitosis verily, then wouldn't llama shipping canister scar service the man-eating sharkburger semicolon karate chop?