AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How did you mistake Alice for Shanghai when I said that Shanghai is the doll?
Also, how much wood would you chuck if you could chuck wood?

impmon08 wrote:And why is sloth referencing veggietales? (I think)

+1 Respect for catching that reference.

I am Dr. Quantman, professor of quantum physics. Would you care to be my assistant?

Sloth wrote:Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating!
So what you're saying is if your lips left you?
Did I just get page-get?
Does anyone care?

Everybody has a Water buffallo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where are we getting them I don't know
But everyone has a water buffalloooooooo

So I just took a piss, but my foreskin go in the way of my urine and caused it to go onto my feet.
My urine is cold, apparently.
Is your urine cold?

Sloth wrote:Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating!
So what you're saying is if your lips left you?
Did I just get page-get?
Does anyone care?

Uh... I have no clue what you're talking about, so here's a picture.

impmon08 wrote:What would happen if I covered a stick of dynamite with diamonds? then lit it?

And why is sloth referencing veggietales? (I think)

1. It would rain diamonds.

2. ... Could have fooled me.

scebboaliwiw wrote:How did you mistake Alice for Shanghai when I said that Shanghai is the doll?
Also, how much wood would you chuck if you could chuck wood?

1. I wasn't paying attention.

2. Okay. I'm going to say this real clear, because... some people haven't been seeing my answer.




A LOT.

Fooflyer wrote:I am Dr. Quantman, professor of quantum physics. Would you care to be my assistant?

I am Trennicus, I do not need to trifle with such things as physics.

Fooflyer wrote:So I just took a piss, but my foreskin go in the way of my urine and caused it to go onto my feet.
My urine is cold, apparently.
Is your urine cold?

Not as far as I know. Mine doesn't usually end up on me.

Will you be my sex slave?

May I be your sex slave?

Only if Tren is too.

Fauche wrote:Only if Tren is too.

BANANA wrote:

Sloth wrote:Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating!
So what you're saying is if your lips left you?
Did I just get page-get?
Does anyone care?

Everybody has a Water buffallo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where are we getting them I don't know
But everyone has a water buffalloooooooo

No more song about Cebú.
Needs another verse or two.
Audience is standing and leaving-
Bye-bye moo, Bye-bye moo, Bye-bye
moo, Bye-bye moo moo moo moo

. . . I want my cheddar back!

Good times. Odd nostalgia topic.

Sloth wrote:Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating!
So what you're saying is if your lips left you?
Did I just get page-get?
Does anyone care?

You are his cheesebur-ger,
His lovely cheesebur-ger!
He'll wait for you-oo, yeah!
He'll wait for you-ooo!

Fauche wrote:Will you be my sex slave?

Kay.

Karilyn wrote:May I be your sex slave?

Kay.