AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How does one become manly like Trennicus?

In the beginning, was there Trennicus? In her lonely existence, not even knowing how she got there or why she was there, did she create one companion from the darkest depths of her imagination? Was that singular entity a creature who bore a Hat, a mask, and a long, blue coat? Was this creature, a being whose true name is so dark and so forbidden, so taboo, that only mortals may refer to it as "Odds"?

In the creature Odds' fear and respect for it's omnipotent master, did it create a world unlike anything compared to the sifting gases of oxygen and helium? Was it Odds, in it's eternal desire to be loved by it's creator and master, create Earth as we know it?

And, as the legend goes, was the creation of Earth far too much for the creature named Odds? Did it wither and crumble while Earth flourished and stabilized? And when Odds finally could not hide it from it's master's omniscient gaze, did it only die? Did the being known as Odds die for the existence of humanity, or did it die for Trennicus' approval?

Is this why the all-mighty goddess you named yourself after continues it's watch over humanity, saving it when it will soon perish, so as to preserve the memory that was Odds? The memory that another user had named themselves after?

Get a fucking job.

Why is Fisty so blunt?

Bacon wrote:How does one become manly like Trennicus?

One must first become Trennicus.

Fooflyer wrote:In the beginning, was there Trennicus? In her lonely existence, not even knowing how she got there or why she was there, did she create one companion from the darkest depths of her imagination? Was that singular entity a creature who bore a Hat, a mask, and a long, blue coat? Was this creature, a being whose true name is so dark and so forbidden, so taboo, that only mortals may refer to it as "Odds"?

In the creature Odds' fear and respect for it's omnipotent master, did it create a world unlike anything compared to the sifting gases of oxygen and helium? Was it Odds, in it's eternal desire to be loved by it's creator and master, create Earth as we know it?

And, as the legend goes, was the creation of Earth far too much for the creature named Odds? Did it wither and crumble while Earth flourished and stabilized? And when Odds finally could not hide it from it's master's omniscient gaze, did it only die? Did the being known as Odds die for the existence of humanity, or did it die for Trennicus' approval?

Is this why the all-mighty goddess you named yourself after continues it's watch over humanity, saving it when it will soon perish, so as to preserve the memory that was Odds? The memory that another user had named themselves after?

Fooflyer wrote:Why is Fisty so blunt?

Someone has to be.

If one has never played the game, can you still lose it?

What kind of expression would you say this is?
Also, what does it look like Shanghai, the doll, is holding to you?
And, lastly, where did Alice's right arm go?

Can i has some Trenn? <3

I lol'd, Fooflyer.

Fooflyer wrote:long post is loooooong

What the dick are you talking about.

ALSO

Should I eat Froot Loops or Frosted Flakes for breakfest today?

Is it a bad thing, that when I get bored, I write excessively weird stuff

Also, why did I make Odds genderless?

Fooflyer wrote: Also, why did I make Odds genderless?

My gender is ambiguous.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly Barnacle. Whatever happened to it?

Fooflyer wrote:If one has never played the game, can you still lose it?

You've obviously played the game. So you can.

scebboaliwiw wrote:What kind of expression would you say this is?
Also, what does it look like Shanghai, the doll, is holding to you?
And, lastly, where did Alice's right arm go?

1. Irritable.

2. A book.

3. It's there. She's holding her arm at a weird angle.

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Can i has some Trenn? <3

Sure.

Looper. wrote:Should I eat Froot Loops or Frosted Flakes for breakfest today?

Froot loops.

Fooflyer wrote:Also, why did I make Odds genderless?

What Odds said.

Blubber wrote:Once upon a time, there was an ugly Barnacle. Whatever happened to it?

It was SO UGLY that everyone DIED.

The end.

What do you make of this?