AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The final chapter of Full Life Consequences has been released. Enjoy!

For those of you unfamiliar with this series, here's a list of previous episodes;

Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

Half-Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

Quarter-Life: Half Way to Destruction

Half-Life: Her.o Beggining

Half-Life: Free Man



Yes, this deserves a thread. This has perhaps been the greatest thing to ever grace the internets, and will be remember long into history until it becomes as legendary as King Arthur himself.

Let us rejoice the end! Long live John Freeman, Saver of humens, who is Gordon Freeman's brother!

Fauche wrote:The final chapter of Full Life Consequences has been released.

I HAD AN EMOTIONAL ORGASM

Oh my god yes.

Hell yes. I love this series. Although, does anyone else think that the narraters get worse as the series goes on?

Also, John Freeman was pretty badass in that last episode. He was able to BEAT THE SCIENCE out of someone.

I never much cared for this one. They could have done better.

Zink wrote:Hell yes. I love this series. Although, does anyone else think that the narraters get worse as the series goes on?

I agree. The beter Narrators were the first two, who could hardly believe or understand what it was they were reading, sometimes trying to hold off laughter as they're recording. But as the series went on, the narrators become mroe confident and tried to make it sound more epic, which in my opinion failed.

Either way, it's still very much enjoyable.

Fauche wrote:I agree. The beter Narrators were the first two, who could hardly believe or understand what it was they were reading, sometimes trying to hold off laughter as they're recording. But as the series went on, the narrators become mroe confident and tried to make it sound more epic, which in my opinion failed.

Maybe I'm wrong, but weren't the first two real fan fictions written by some kid? As far as I know, he never continued them, so I guess the later episodes were written by the makers themselves. That would explain why they suddenly know exactly what they're reading.

I just watched these.

Every time I hear "Freeman" I always think of The Boondocks.

And lol at the band name at the end.

Mond wrote:

Fauche wrote:I agree. The beter Narrators were the first two, who could hardly believe or understand what it was they were reading, sometimes trying to hold off laughter as they're recording. But as the series went on, the narrators become mroe confident and tried to make it sound more epic, which in my opinion failed.

Maybe I'm wrong, but weren't the first two real fan fictions written by some kid? As far as I know, he never continued them, so I guess the later episodes were written by the makers themselves. That would explain why they suddenly know exactly what they're reading.

No, squirrelking has been writing them all.

Except for Quarter-Life. That was by Peter Chimaera.

Eh, I'm more of a Gordon Frohman fan.

Ame no Akai wrote:Gordon Fromon?

Gordon Freechmen.

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

Ame no Akai wrote:Gordon Fromon?

That is one of the greatest (game-based) webcomics ever written in my opinion. It's called "Concerned" in case you are wondering.

Hey, since we are bringing up all this Half-Life Machinima stuff, anyone here like Civil Protection and Freeman's Mind? Because I do.

The first one is the most quotable.

And that upstanding members of society in a Blender song is pretty catchy.

Gordon Freeman looked up at the SKY SKY SKY SKY

The wepon section was by far my favorite in that song. Especially it being set to parts of the video for the Ballad of Black Mesa.