Pokemon Adventure

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:49 pm

Riodsey wrote:Kick Jigglypuff in Michelle's face.

>You feel so much more superior than this lass, you gloat by kicking the Jigglypuff in her face. The poor lass cries as she is hit by her fainted pokemon.

Nightduck wrote:Just thow a pokeball at the Jigglypuff. It will help your rep with Team Rocket.

>Wait a minute! The Jigglypuff has fainted and her trainer is paralyzed! You remember that if you join Team Rocket you could gain a lot of cheddar. You do the unthinkable and capture the Lass' Jigglypuff. What a terrible thief!

>You obtain a stolen Jigglypuff! You put it in your inventory. Nickname stolen Jigglypuff (it's a female.)?

Sphenox wrote:as long as shes paralized do what you you want with her
sell her on the black market
edit: throw a pokeball at her!

>You throw a Pokeball at her. She's already Paralyzed!
>What else could you do to make this Lass feel worse for being a bitch to you? You go through many ideas.

Plasma wrote:Better idea: sell her on Ebay!

Game Angel wrote:Sell her to Whismurs!

>You don't know where the black market is. Selling a human on Ebay is impossible since you don't have a computer (and the admins would stop you). Wishmur's aren't native to the Kanto region.

lyrasen wrote:Package her in a box and send her to the storekeeper at the Pewter City pokemart to make up for causing his hallucinations.

>You settle on sending her to the store clerk in Pewter City to make up for the deadly nightshade. But first you need to tie her up and what luck, you find an escape rope! You tie the lass with the escape rope.

Plasma wrote:Oh, and take her clothes first. For when you mess yourself later on in the game... I mean life.[/i]

>You obtained Lass' Clothes! It comes with a cute bow! You put them in your Inventory!

Trygve wrote:But rape her too!

duhrdotcom wrote:Nd then put her Jigglypuff on the raped body. Call the police.

>Silly billy! Girl's can't rape other girls! Plus, you don't have a strap-on in your inventory. You also don't want to give up your new Jigglypuff just to make it look like she raped Lass. Who ever heard of PokeRape?

>Now all you need is to ship her. You see a shady man in a trenchcoat,
"Hey Girlie, need some help with that? I can take her anywhere you want for just P$100. Also, don't tell anyone but I'm part of Team Rocket. I've seen what you can do, maybe you'd like to join?"

>

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:51 pm

"Hook me up, brah. My home rig can burn 20,000 PokeBlu-rays's a minute"

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:52 pm

Make it 1000 and yes I would love to join.

Riodsey · Post by **Riodsey** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:56 pm

Ask him why the hell all people in team rocket have ratatta, ekans, and other weak pokemons.

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:31 am

SBKT wrote:"Hook me up, brah. My home rig can burn 20,000 PokeBlu-rays's a minute"

Nightduck wrote:Make it 1000.

>The Team Rocket man does not know what you mean and does not seem amused, "Look, you have to pay me P$100 to ship this girl wherever you want me to. If you want to give me a tip then I don't mind."

Nightduck wrote:yes I would love to join.

>"Great! Here, take this Rocket badge and make friends with the others. We're digging for fossils in Mt. Moon right now. If you want a uniform go to the Game Corner in Celadon City and show them your badge."

>You obtain a Rocket Badge! You put it in your inventory!

Riodsey wrote:Ask him why the hell all people in team rocket have ratatta, ekans, and other weak pokemons.

>"Oh, those are mostly Rocket Grunts. The Pokemon they have are just the free ones they get for joining so they're rather low leveled. We specialize in Poison and Dark type Pokemon but the real good members have varied species. If you want some free Pokemon, you'll get them with your uniform."

>"So, where do you want me to send this gurl?"

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:33 am

Send her to the coldest mountains of the Sinnoh region.
Now continue on to Mt. Moon.

Riodsey · Post by **Riodsey** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:34 am

lol edit madness

So, look around to see if there is someone with a bike, steal it and go to Mt Moon. And then be all like "

".

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:37 am

Riodsey wrote:Send to Oak's house.

I change mine send her to Oak's house with the parcel contents to make up for the crap that happened.

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:01 am

Nightduck wrote:
Riodsey wrote:Send to Oak's house.
I change mine send her to Oak's house with the parcel contents to make up for the crap that happened.

>"Alright, girl and parcel with three Pokedexes and ten pokeballs," the shady man says in order to confirm your order. While he talks you give him the P$100 you owe him.

Riodsey wrote:lol edit madness

So, look around to see if there is someone with a bike, steal it and go to Mt Moon. And then be all like "".

>You look around and see a Youngster on a bike. You punch him and steal it.

>You obtain a fold-up bike! You put it in your inventory!
>"Wow, you are evil,"exclaims the shady man.

Riodsey · Post by **Riodsey** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:04 am

Search for someone with sunglasses, steal the sunglasses, put them on, use the bicycle and ask the first boy that you meet "Hey baby, wanna ride?".

And be like "

" again.

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:08 am

Riodsey wrote:Search for someone with sunglasses, steal the sunglasses, put them on, use the bicycle and ask the first boy that you meet "Hey baby, wanna ride?".

And be like "" again.

Look for someone with Kamina glasses and do the rest.

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:09 am

Head for the pokecenter next to Mt. Moon.

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:43 am

>I guess you don't mind losing 15 balls.

Riodsey wrote:Search for someone with sunglasses, steal the sunglasses, put them on, use the bicycle and ask the first boy that you meet "Hey baby, wanna ride?".

And be like "" again.

>You see a thief in Mt. Moon. You punch his lights out and steal his glasses.

>As you ride around Mt. Moon you see a handsome Cool Trainer beating on some youngsters. You ride up to him and beckon him on your bike. Your glasses make him accept you, you are now a Cool Couple!

scebboaliwiw wrote: Look for someone with Kamina glasses and do the rest.

>You obtain Kamina Glasses! You put them in your Inventory! How did you get them? You don't know, everyone just likes Kamina I guess.

Nightduck wrote:Head for the pokecenter next to Mt. Moon.

>The two of you ride out of Mt. Moon and into the Pokemon Center.

Riodsey · Post by **Riodsey** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:50 am

Where are the Kamina glasses in the last pic?

Put the Kamina glasses on, and say to the nurse in a serious voice:
"Hey, me and my partner here would like a privative room, while you'll be healing my pokemons for FREE. Yes, we won't pay a single penny. And if colaborate with us, maybe we will spare you. Come'on, get going with it."

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Mon May 25, 2009 2:00 am

Show them your pikachu in a skirt and while they marvel over how cute it is, steal some pokeballs in the back room. Maybe it'll get you a promotion?

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