BANANA wrote:Have Sky do an Air Guitar solo.
Pokemon Adventure
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You taunt Angie by making fun of her little black dress while still threatening to eat her exeggcute.
You push her down as she protests and down the raw egg.
Suddenly you feel the power of the psychic Pokemon coursing through you!
Thousands of exeggcute surround you ready to follow your every command! Screw Team Rocket! You're going for world domination!
But something has to be done about that crying girl. You as the exeggcute overlord decide to be kind and do a magic trick to prevent her moping.
You pull a Buneary out of your hat.
But buneary are stupid of course because they're cute and not native to kanto. Since Angie isn't laughing yet you plan ridicule this animal by pulling a hat out of its mouth.
But it's not coming out well. A hat out of your rabbit! You pull and you find that the hat is now out but knotted around the buneary's stomach. Oh the pain that rabbit is going through!
Being as kind as you are you pull it completely inside out to end its misery. It's still not dead so you resolve to throw it at Angie who runs away.
It does not matter. You are queen! Who shall be destroyed first as a message of your ultimate power? A gym leader? The champion? The Prime Minister? Prof. Oak?
All of them good choices.
Knowing that you're going to rule the world you do an air guitar solo.
The loud noises coming from your might wake up Erika,
"Eh? Oh I must have dozed off...and who are you?"
"It's her right here!" Angie says pointing to you and crying, "She killed my Exeggcute! I think she's with Team Rocket!"
"Alright... time do it!" says Oddscop approaching you with her growlithe, "Stand down! Don't force me to shoot!"
Exeggcute are delicious...but they aren't meant to be consumed raw...
You push her down as she protests and down the raw egg.
Suddenly you feel the power of the psychic Pokemon coursing through you!
Thousands of exeggcute surround you ready to follow your every command! Screw Team Rocket! You're going for world domination!
But something has to be done about that crying girl. You as the exeggcute overlord decide to be kind and do a magic trick to prevent her moping.
You pull a Buneary out of your hat.
But buneary are stupid of course because they're cute and not native to kanto. Since Angie isn't laughing yet you plan ridicule this animal by pulling a hat out of its mouth.
But it's not coming out well. A hat out of your rabbit! You pull and you find that the hat is now out but knotted around the buneary's stomach. Oh the pain that rabbit is going through!
Being as kind as you are you pull it completely inside out to end its misery. It's still not dead so you resolve to throw it at Angie who runs away.
It does not matter. You are queen! Who shall be destroyed first as a message of your ultimate power? A gym leader? The champion? The Prime Minister? Prof. Oak?
All of them good choices.
Knowing that you're going to rule the world you do an air guitar solo.
The loud noises coming from your might wake up Erika,
"Eh? Oh I must have dozed off...and who are you?"
"It's her right here!" Angie says pointing to you and crying, "She killed my Exeggcute! I think she's with Team Rocket!"
"Alright... time do it!" says Oddscop approaching you with her growlithe, "Stand down! Don't force me to shoot!"
Exeggcute are delicious...but they aren't meant to be consumed raw...
Skye: Hey, watch me pull a hat out of my buneary!
And now here's something we hope you'll really enjoy!
And now here's something we hope you'll really enjoy!
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[Citation Needed] wrote:This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.
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