AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dark side: Flip out and capture her jigglypuff, then wire Pikachu to her nipples and tell him to use Thundershock.

Start playing volleyball with jigglypuff.

dunndunnduuuuunn

whip dat bitch up with some thunderbolts pikachu!

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SBKT wrote:Dark side: Flip out and capture her jigglypuff, then wire Pikachu to her nipples and tell him to use Thundershock.

youre just writing tat because you want to see it drawn :P

Call out Pikachu and tell it to thunderbolt that PANK ball of...?

Sphenox wrote:dunndunnduuuuunn

whip dat bitch up with some thunderbolts pikachu!

Edit:

SBKT wrote:Dark side: Flip out and capture her jigglypuff, then wire Pikachu to her nipples and tell him to use Thundershock.

youre just writing tat because you want to see it drawn

No, I don't care about it being drawn. They can use censor bars anyways and I just want the most insane shit to happen here.

SBKT wrote:Dark side: Poison store clerk's coffee with nightshade

Good side: CRY SOME MORE

>The store clerk is sad because you have left him after his kindness. He shrugs and hopes another pretty lady comes. The clerk takes a sip of his coffee and doesn't realize that you had slipped deadly nightshade in it. He starts hallucinating and sees Jynx about to stab him. He falls back and is manhandled by an imaginary Geodude.

>You cry remembering your misdeeds.

SBKT wrote:Dark side: Flip out and capture her jigglypuff, then wire Pikachu to her nipples and tell him to use Thundershock.

>You go crazy and grab Jigglypuff. You call out Burnie but since you're missing wires you command her to use her ears to use Thundershock on Jigglypuff's nipples.
>Burnie is confused!
>It seems Burnie doesn't know where Jiggly's nipples are.

Riodsey wrote:Start playing volleyball with jigglypuff.

>You run towards Jigglypuff and throw her in the air. First serve! The lass doesn't seem completely amused and tackles you.
>Lass used tackle! It's super effective!
>You fall backwards and she commands you to not touch her Jigglypuff again.

Sphenox wrote:dunndunnduuuuunn

whip dat bitch up with some thunderbolts pikachu!

>You command Burnie to use thunderbolt on that bitch of a lass.
>Burnie used THUNDERBOLT! It's Super Effective! Lass is Paralyzed!

Game Angel wrote:Call out Pikachu and tell it to thunderbolt that PANK ball of...?

>Burnie used THUNDERBOLT! Jigglypuff has fainted!
>Burnie is gaining a lot of self-confidence!

Kick Jigglypuff in Michelle's face.

Just thow a pokeball at the Jigglypuff. It will help your rep with Team Rocket.

as long as shes paralized do what you you want with her

sell her on the black market


edit: throw a pokeball at her!

Better idea: sell her on Ebay!

Sell her to Whismurs!

Package her in a box and send her to the storekeeper at the Pewter City pokemart to make up for causing his hallucinations.

Oh, and take her clothes first. For when you mess yourself later on in the game... I mean life.[/i]

But rape her too!

Nd then put her Jigglypuff on the raped body. Call the police.