AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Alriiiiiiiiight!
This update is gonna suck but you guys need to get funnier. No no you guys can't criticize me for punctuality!
Well maybe you can.... anyway!

You were shopping in the Celadon Shopping Center and bought a snazzy new trench coat. You walk out for a rest and spot of a pair of kids. You terrorize them and are caught by a cop who throws you in jail.



You bang your head on the wall and get an idea...DIG A TUNNEL!
Why didn't you think of this sooner?


DIGA DIG DIGA DIG, DIG DIG DIGGLET!
You grab your items and hightail it out there.


DUGI DUG DUGI DUG, DUG DUG DUG...DUGTRIO!
You should catch one...


You emerge inside what appears to be a greenhouse.


You start dancing to the tune of Smooth Criminal!


W-wait...can this be...Oh my gosh it can't... It's...it's...


ERIKA'S PERFUME FUCKING PALACE! SQUEEEEEE!


You check it off the list.
1. Visit Rocket Headquarters. Get Uniform.....check!
2. Visit the Celadon Dept. Store..... half-check
3. Buy an evolutionary stone for Eevee.... check!
4. Gamble.....
5. Get Porygon.....check!
6. Find more Eevee.....
7. Breed Eevee if found....
8. Check out the Erika's Perfume Palace..... check!

Walk in and challenge Erika and her pokemon to a dance-off.

Attempt to see that Tangela's face.

Just because no one else has ever succeeded doesn't mean you won't.

Oddscop shall hound thee forever

ask if you can lick her.

Tie her down, steal her clothes, get a wig, and disguise yourself as Erika so that your crimes will be tacked on to her

Ame no Akai wrote:

Kalekemo wrote:Tie her down, steal her clothes

I agree.

... wait, there was more?

There wasn't gonna be, but I decided that Sky should work it into some sort of plan

You go are about to ask Erika for a dance off when you realize that she's sleeping. You think of the shenanigans you can do to her while she's asleep...


Like mess with her tangela! Woah this is funky!


"What are you doing?" says a girl, "Are you here to challenge Erika? Hah! You can't do that without getting through me first!"


"I'm Beauty Angie! And prepare to face a terrible storm of samurai leaves!"
(This is Game Angel. She asked me to be on a while ago :U If you want a different trainer class just tell me.)


You ask if you can lick her,
"Ewww! No! Go Exeggcute!"


Meanwhile:
"The prisoner! She's escaped!"



"Time for some Odd's coppin'!"



The following are Kalekemo's and Ame's faults.

Oh hell yeah, fan service ftw

got my guns


i earned these guns

(I don't mind being a beauty!)

Try to hard-boil one of the eggs of Exeggcute. You could go for some breakfast.

steal that exeggcute

lick her anyway. not like making people feel scared around you is something new. and while she's busy being creeped out you can just steal her pokemans.

make sure to get a badge while you're at it. maybe one's stuck in the clothes you just stole.

Oh, that was just fan service. She didn't actually do it.

Also, I'm enjoying salty nuts and raisins so I'm incapacitated to draw.

impmon08 wrote:lick her anyway. not like making people feel scared around you is something new. and while she's busy being creeped out you can just steal her pokemans.

make sure to get a badge while you're at it. maybe one's stuck in the clothes you just stole.

Skye used lick! Beauty Angie is now paralyzed, maybe she can't attack!