AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yes! This is what I was looking for!

Unfortunately I'm watching movies and playing video games so update tomorrow.

Can you guys believe I just caught a skitty with Pokerus in Sapphire? This is like the third Pokerus Pokemon that I've caught!

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epona4 wrote:This is like the third Pokerus Pokemon that I've caught!

Your game is hacked. Either that or you're extremely lucky.
...wait, who am I kidding? The first time I used Metronome I got Sacred Fire!

Put on your coolface


Problem, officer?

Find a hill where Sky can sit down and rest for a moment and look at the clouds. She might just see something odd/interesting fly by...





Mew that is...

Tl;dr:

NEEDS MOAR MEW

Didn't somebody say something at one point about recruiting the cheerleaders or something?
Well

SAVE THE CHEERLEADERS
SAVE THE WORLD

or just sell pot to kids I don't know

Yes
RECRUIT GARY'S OLD CHEERLEADERS AS YOUR OWN.

Yoctogram wrote: SAVE THE CHEERLEADERS
SAVE THE WORLD

or just sell pot to kids I don't know

THIS. ALL OF IT.

You put on your cool face and ask if there's a problem.



"Alright, let him go and explain why I shouldn't take you in right now!"
You start babbling and saying nonsensical things and flailing the kid around. Oddscop is not amused.



"Alright, put your arms behind your back," she says while taking out her handcuffs. You try to knock her off Rapidash!



ButOddscop kicks you in the face,
"I don't take this kind of shit from the likes of anyone! Especially not you missy!"



You pelt the cop with your newly bought manga!



What terrible aim! It hits the horse!



"Hey...hey! Calm down!" Rapidash goes berserk and its fires becomes dangerous!



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Rapidash stands up and knocks Oddscop off and runs away towards the bike road. This is a perfect chance to get away but you'll have to leave your wonderful new manga behind.



You're stopped by a Growlithe,
"Get down on the floor and put your arms behind your back!"



You try to hack your game fro Mew....



What a horrible suggestion!



Well, it looks like you're in jail now. You can see your Pokemon on the table across from your cell.



You try to learn magic in order to escape but to no avail!



Hmm...hey! What's that on the floor! It's a red stone with a dancing flame...a fire stone!
Well at least now you get to check off one thing on your list. You go ahead and write down, "get into trouble" and then put down a check mark.



Your bag is also on the table. It looks like all items lewd or not are still in there except... Hey! All your Mary Jane is gone! Maybe it fell on that kid...



(Three years in the future)



Oh well... Let's see if we can find a way out.



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"Take shit... from nobody."

Take the carrot on the table...
and ram it into Rapidash'es eyeball. After Rapidash runs to Gary's side, take the table and throw it in a completely random direction.

You didn't jump off the building? D:

Oh well. Make up for it by using your belt as an awesome lasso to whip some of the pokeballs on the table to you. The table is close enough. Then make your daring escape.

use that filer as wa blunt weapon to beat the bars down.

Grab pumpkin.

Use the lockpick they let you keep.

Use it to pick the lock at the gate the government let them keep.

Buy a keep and let yourself keep the keep