Opposite gender problems

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:27 pm

Relationships generally suck booty.

Don't seek them out, don't say yes to a date just because you have nothing better to do (unless free food is involved, and you know the person isn't insane), don't tell anyone you have a crush on someone, and generally, just avoid making friends with people you are attracted to if they're not interested in you. Most of these rules apply to people under 18 though, or atleast anyone with the maturity level of someone below 18.

When I stopped all these things, I ended up getting into my first good relationship, which continues to be my current. All my previous ones were bullshit.

If you want advice for what to do in a relationship, I have no idea what I'm doing right. It just seems to be working.

Put out when necessary.

Edit: I'd fuck Spoony, but I wouldn't date Spoony. He is hot, but I doubt I'd get along with him for an extended period of time. Booty calls are easier.

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:36 pm

In that case, I would give Spoony an extended booty call.
A booty conversation.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:39 pm

I'd give Spoony a booty intense booty conversation.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:44 pm

My mind just BROKE here.

How does Spoony feel about horses?

Well, Starseed's words sorta make sense too. That means in theory I am gonna have to wait until I'm 36 before I even go near this shit.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:56 pm

Everybody on this forum would give Spoony a Booty Call.

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:57 pm

What the fuck is a booty call

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:04 pm

Why do you guys love Spoony so much?

I know he did that animation thing ripping on Dzone but I'm guessing there's more to it than that?

I don't hate Spoony right now, but I don't love him either.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:10 pm

Have sex more often.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:14 pm

Username wrote:What the fuck is a booty call

I'll tell you when you're older.

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:17 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:I don't hate Spoony right now, but I don't love him either.

Let's count the number of people who asked you.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:17 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:Why do you guys love Spoony so much?

He's all the things we could never have, but want oh so much.

Also, he wears a beret.

Dark x Me x Spoony x Merlin.

We just need Zach and Bear and we'll have an entire mod train booty call.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:20 pm

Merlin wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:I don't hate Spoony right now, but I don't love him either.
Let's count the number of people who asked you.

Holy page get!

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:20 pm

It's about time we see Spoony in a beret.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:23 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote: Dark x Me x Spoony x Merlin.

We just need Zach and Bear and we'll have an entire mod train booty call.

I noticed Arse is the only female of the booty call train.

lol I love pointing out the obvious sometimes.