Opposite gender problems

[Defenestrator2.0]

Strangely enough, I've never been in a real life relationship.

That makes two of us. I never really go anywhere to meet people, and women-folk don't tend to frequent the arcade, so yeah.

Three of us.

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

I'm not sure why that surprised me, coming from you Spoony and Def, but it did. heh
All I've been in was one serious online relationship.

I also don't go out much. The confines of my room are enough to please me. lol
But I'm trying to change that and hopefully it'll benefit me one day, dating wise.

[SBKT]

I should do that more too, but I'm not allowed to go alone as it can be very hazardous to my health. I might easily wind up passing out in front of a Mac's store. I also ain't getting an insulin pump because those would be awkward to get any with. And I'd still need to eat. I also am afraid to venture too far anyways since most of the town reeks of STD's. STD capital of Canada.

No, no, I'm still clean and haven't got anything. I intend to wait too, so...

[Spoony]

I'm not sure why that surprised me, coming from you Spoony and Def, but it did. heh

Yeah, turns out college chicks don't go in for the weird kid with the beret who sits in the corner glaring at people. All that I've learned is a lie.

[DoNotDelete]

I don't find people attractive (physically or psychologically), and I don't like alcohol so I don't go to bars or clubs, and I just don't care about people (socially or otherwise), so I draw and write and make 3D stuff, often going for walks on the beach or into town.

So I've not really been in a relationship either.

As well, another fact

Guy's junk has the complexity of an eight-digit solar calculator.

Girl's junk is like a goddamn CRAY supercomputer.

Not really - biologically speaking they're built from the same elements - testes are just genetically 'tweaked' ovaries.

In fact male anatomy is built using additional information carried on the Y chromosome - so if anything a male human is just an 'upgraded' female model.

So if a female human were a computer program they'd be Homosap1.0, and a male would be Homosap1.1.

I don't believe women are better than men or vice-versa, but it pisses me off when people start making derogatory remarks about either sex - especially if they don't know even some of the biological theory.

Except I've probably gone sideways on this because you meant a guy's junk makes them think like an idiot even more so than a girl.



I don't know anymore.

[Plasma]

1) parental rules
2) relationship = drama (some people are clingy and don't like that)
3) busy with things at home, too--it's hard when there's only one parent and you have to help out all the time, or maybe the family is dysfunctional, etc
4) some people don't feel ready
5) some people don't want to be physical and most in the teenage years do (this is one of my reasons, next to parental rules)
6) want to be done with school and/or college
7) want to wait until moved out

I don't mean not being in a relationship while in school, I mean saying that a relationship severely distracts you from schoolwork and study.

You go on about how we have to think about all of that, make large decisions, spend a lot of time looking for somebody, and then say that there's no reason you can't be in a relationship and focus on school? You said that we either get in a "whole life relationship", or we shouldn't bother at all? Did that post make sense to you when you wrote it?

Congrats, you've now signed up for the job of explaining why a short-term relationship is actually worth having!

I mean bodaciously. I can't think of a proper reason at all.

[Cafall]

I mean bodaciously. I can't think of a proper reason at all.

Sex. Companionship. Obligatory holiday gifts. Boredom?

[SBKT]

We both think like idiots, but we don't even have more than one real good spot.

Also, my relatinoship is truly fucked unless I get her on a midol IV. I can't get her to listen to me and I only barely understand her, and she's spending a lot of the time screaming at me and STILL has it up in the air. I'm ending my own connection with this woman. I'm the one who's messed up but she ain't helping it any.

[Leoj]

I've never really been in one either, but its mainly due to no interest in a relationship. After seeing my friends in them, it just seems like a lot of trouble, and I like to do things my way and am very stubborn. Also its hard to meet people when you don't go anywhere but why go outside its usually cold and my computer is indoors

Eventually it will happen, until then meh, don't really care either way.

[Feyrhagan]

In all seriousness, though, I cannot really give any helpful advice due to my own inexperience. All I can say is do not under any circumstances attempt to argue with females. You will never win.

Yes.
Either that or don't get a girlfriend. I almost find both sexes a pain to go out with.

[SBKT]

Feyr, gtfo now. This isn't about avoiding it or +1ing yourself.

[Merlin]

Bitches ain't shit but flesh and bones.

[SBKT]

Bitches ain't shit but flesh and bones.

Wise words.

Here's another hypothetical problem. Say my boy or girlfriend had a stroke. What would my obligations be as a partner to them? I'm thinking I'd stay there. Most often, Strokes can be worked through as long as they aren't quickly followed by another one.

[Merlin]

Yeah, turns out college chicks don't go in for the weird kid with the beret who sits in the corner glaring at people. All that I've learned is a lie.

You have a beret too?
If I were a dude, I'd hit on you. <3

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

We've got a couple of Jamie enthusiasts here.
Both of you must now grow the Walrus Beard.




I'm Serious.