Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:59 am
It's for the greater good.Fauche wrote:Why does he keep editing my posts. He's abusing his powers.
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:03 am
Changing Sailor Moon into Tuxedo Mask isn't for the greater good....
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:04 am
Remember Fauche: foreplay is key.Fauche wrote:I bought a new pack of condoms yesterday.
I had originally bought a huge pack of 30 trojan condoms so I could be ready and prepared for when I do actually get to do it, but they were too big. God daisies Trojan and being so obsessed with huge dicks.
Anyway, the new ones fit perfectly. They're a smaller pack, but whatever, it fits. And plus, they're studded and ribbed. I think EVA-01 will enjoy them very much :awesome:
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:08 am
I know.
That's pretty much all we've been doing for the 9 months we've been together.
That's pretty much all we've been doing for the 9 months we've been together.
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:16 am
oh wow
have fun sexing it up
have fun sexing it up
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:16 am
I'll be watching.
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:21 am
It is if you videotape it.Fauche wrote:Changing Sailor Moon into Tuxedo Mask isn't for the greater good....
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:26 am
I lost.Karilyn wrote:It is if you videotape it.Fauche wrote:Changing Sailor Moon into Tuxedo Mask isn't for the greater good....
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:08 am
Fauche, you instill in me a great feeling of loneliness and jealousy.
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:34 am
man i miss Sailor Moon now
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:07 am
I got a scanner/printer/copier! No more crappy quality photos of drawings! Great success!
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:08 am
I frequently forget to check new posts on an orange sticky and don't notice until I need to read 7 pages! How crazy is that!
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:42 am
So I was up to get some water when I saw through a slit at the bottom of a door that the light in the garage was on. So I decided to wait in a hiding spot so that when whoever was in there came out, I could scare them. So I waited and waited, and after a while, I got up. Turns out someone forgot to turn the lights off.
I've never been more dissapointed that someone was wasting electricity.
I've never been more dissapointed that someone was wasting electricity.
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:57 am
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:03 pm
The HELL did you just say?