AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:32 pm**

epona4 wrote:My 18th Birthday is tomorrow :3

Early birfday glomp! *glomps epona4*

Can I draw something for you too? I cannot guarantee it will get here instantly, though.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:49 pm**

Airigh wrote:CRIS NEEDS A GOOD NAME

Krystophier.

Because poor literacy is kewl.

...e-dollar to whoever tells me what that's from.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:51 pm**

Thanks guys. And sure, I love gift art.

Fauche wrote: pop flyin' Adulthood! Many good beers and healthy prostitutes to you in your future, dear. :3

Now that you mention it...can you buy me my first one? That's what I've been looking forward the most!

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:55 pm**

Sure I can buy you a beer. What do you want?

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:05 pm**

pop flyin' Birthday, epona!

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:11 pm**

my spider died

also pop flyin' BIRTHDAY EPONAA

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:11 pm**

epona4 wrote:
Fauche wrote:pop flyin' Adulthood! Many good beers and healthy prostitutes to you in your future, dear. :3
Now that you mention it...can you buy me my first one? That's what I've been looking forward the most!

Honestly? Beer kinda tastes like piss.

Go get yourself a nice red wine or a strawberry daiquiri or something.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:13 pm**

666th post.

Let's celebrate with Satanic mindfuckery!

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:14 pm**

Sounnikoura wrote:my spider died

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:14 pm**

Ryushusupercat wrote:666th post.

Let's celebrate with Satanic mindfuckery!

let's not.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:14 pm**

impmon08 wrote:
Ryushusupercat wrote:666th post.

Let's celebrate with Satanic mindfuckery!
let's not.

Did you click it?

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:22 pm**

Fauche wrote:Sure I can buy you a beer. What do you want?

I was thinking of a healthy prostitute but I guess beer is fine.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:28 pm**

I don't know where to find prostitutes, nor can I afford them. Best leave that to your dad. It's the only sort of gift a father can give his new man. Beer, however, is a gift anyone can give.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:29 pm**

Fauche wrote:I don't know where to find prostitutes, nor can I afford them. Best leave that to your dad. It's the only sort of gift a father can give his new man. Beer, however, is a gift anyone can give.

What about a nice football?

You can thank my dad for that.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:32 pm**

But footballs are gifts to give at any other age. Your 18th birthday is the only time a prostitute is the appopriate gift. Earlier than that, and it's just weird. Later, it's just sad.

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