AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:47 am**

I can see why.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:01 pm**

Fooflyer wrote:It got removed from the internet a long time ago

i liked your old one better. sharks are awesome.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:59 pm**

Hey guys, what did I miss?
I was staying with my aunt yesterday and this morning, it was nice.

A CONVERSATION

(Driving in the middle of nowhere)
Dad: That estate is huge, I wonder who owns it.
Me: Yeah, there's a lot of cars parked out there.
Dad: Maybe it's a chapel or something.
Me: ....
Dad: What?
Me: It's a freaking Church of Scientology.
Dad: ...here?
Me: It has a sign and a plaque dedicated to Ron Hubbard!
Dad: In the middle of english countryside? That's...odd
Me: ....WHAT THE SHIT.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:54 pm**

Merlin wrote:
Airigh wrote:
Merlin wrote:Why has this thread been hijacked by various dildos
I must agree on asking this question. However, I do not see a question mark,so I'd like to know if it is a question. Because it sometimes isn't.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TALK NORMALLY
YOU'RE NOT IN AN OFFICE BUILDING

Because I'm genuinely afraid I will piss someone off if I don't speak/type politely at every turn.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:57 pm**

Airigh wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Airigh wrote: I must agree on asking this question. However, I do not see a question mark,so I'd like to know if it is a question. Because it sometimes isn't.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TALK NORMALLY
YOU'RE NOT IN AN OFFICE BUILDING
Because I'm genuinely afraid I will piss someone off if I don't speak/type politely at every turn.

You don't begin a sentence with the word "because"!

Jeez. Learn yourself some grammar.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:58 pm**

Airigh wrote:Because I'm genuinely afraid I will piss someone off if I don't speak/type politely at every turn.

YOUR SPEAKING POLITELY PISSES ME OFF

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:46 pm**

HeartGold and SoulSilver lets you have your Pokemon follow you around. I totally want to buy this now.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:53 pm**

I bought an airsoft gun today, to scare pidgeons off.
Shit was so weak that it could not go through a piece of paper mache from 2 cm away (bodaciously). I tried to open it and stretch the spring so it would be stronger.
I basically payed 20 pesos for a low potency laser pointer and an elastic band to strap it to my finger.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:59 pm**

Maaaaan what happened to that thread, "Favorite Onamotopeias in Katie's comics"? I totally has three;

"Plaph", "Whud" and "Doip".

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:10 pm**

QUICK I NEED A BETTER NAME FOR A BADASS VILLIAN.
I'M CURRENTLY USING THE NAME CRISTOPHER. BUT IT IS LAME.
ALSO I NEED A BETTER NAME FOR A CRAZY PURPLE HAIRED GIRL THAN JULIA...

OK I'M GOING TO LIST NAMES AND PLACES.

Leo: Main male, nice guy in a strange place, brown hair, brown eyes
Julia: Angry crazy girl, purple hair, green eyes
Christopher: Main (only?) villain, heartless bastard, encountered a lot, Red hair, blue eyes
Ivory:Does not need to be renamed, Christopher's sister, follows him like a baby duckling
Alton: Detective
Unnamed ninja: Unnamed ninja.
Cody: bratty little kid
Momo: Ditz, nutty, humor character, pretty crazy, needs a 'real' name(she's Japanese just so you know)

HALP

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:13 pm**

BADASSERO VILLANO

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:14 pm**

Head of The Brothel wrote:BADASSERO VILLANO

I loled

but still

CRIS NEEDS A GOOD NAME

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:28 pm**

My 18th Birthday is tomorrow :3

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:30 pm**

epona4 wrote:My 18th Birthday is tomorrow :3

pop flyin' Adulthood! Many good beers and healthy prostitutes to you in your future, dear. :3

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:31 pm**

epona4 wrote:My 18th Birthday is tomorrow :3

AWESOME.

Would you like me to draw something for you?

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