AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This morning, while mom wanted me to make her an omlette, apparently I did the tomatoes and onions wrong.

Omlettes= serious buisness apparently

edit: Typo. Thanks, Water!

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This morning, while mom wanted me to make her an omlette, apparently I did the tomatoes and onions wrong.

Omlettes= serious buisness apparently

The Omelet Society of America frowns upon your sarcasm.

Omelette...I haven't had that in years. *thinks of omelette*

WHAT IS
THE CORRECT SPELLING
OF OMELETTE

Firefox says it's "omelet".

Omelette, I think your Firefox is illiterate.

S: (n) omelet, omelette (beaten eggs or an egg mixture cooked until just set; may be folded around e.g. ham or cheese or jelly)

sauce

I've not cut my fingernails in two weeks.
I think they've stopped growing.

Did you slam your fingers in a door or something?

Because sometimes if they're hit hard enough, fingernails stop growing.

I dunno about that, I had once slammed my fingers in a door and ripped the nails out of my hand and they grew back.

Mr. Mander wrote:Did you slam your fingers in a door or something?

Because sometimes if they're hit hard enough, fingernails stop growing.

Really?
Well I don't remember doing something like that, but I'm always finding bruises I don't remember getting.
Actually, wouldn't that leave a bruise on my fingers?

That depends on how hard you slam.



I demand field study.

Water wrote:OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

YES OH MY GOD YES

Water wrote:OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

That's all you can say.