AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And that is precisely why I have declared myself queen.
Seeing that there has been no objections since the declaration, it is now law.

My first order of business is to feed half of Le Comic to my new dragon, whenever it may get here. I'll settle for a wyvern, by the way.

Does it matter if it's female?

So, your first action is to bring vore to the forum

Bringing vore to the forum is better than the alternative. Letting Le Comic continue to exist.

April 5th, 2017: Alas, I'm the only survivor left after Le Comic's devastating MGSV bombs. Food is scarce. It's very cold.

Get in the oven.

*Repeatedly bangs head on desk*
*Says sorry to grandmother's desk*

Can I please wake up to get an assignment done for school?
Just this once?

*Body says no*

The one thing I probably miss from going to high school was the food, we were probably the one in a hundred with some actually pretty tasty stuff, we had this thing called a 'Ram bowl' that was mashed potatoes with little spicy chicken bites, corn, and gravy, it actually tastes a lot better than it sounds.

I don't doubt that it'd taste good.

I love me some mashed potatoes.

i get sad when I see that someone else reported the russian robots before me

i like putting stupid stuff in the report box.

well now i feel awful because i never read the reports on spambots

How dare you

I occasionally complain about the quality of their products in my reports.
Not frequently by any means, but I do put in the effort in infrequent intervals.

Also, I had a dream that one of you was calling one of my posts nothing but lies. I don't remember which one of you it was, so I'm going to need one of you to take the blame so that I can secretly hate you forever over something that never actually happened.

That's funny, I had a dream where I claimed your posts were filthy, filthy lies.

Okay, now, why are we dreaming about AZ? Do we even have lives?