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Valbrandur wrote:Today, I will admit my love for a special someone. That special someone is you, I love you.

Val confirmed for Mr. New Vegas.

боже мой, the spam bots

Some dude who went through my checkstand just handed me a chick tract. I legit thought they stopped printing those several years ago.

maybe he's been sitting on it for several years and thought you in particular just really needed jesus



we tore down the rabbit shed and started rebuilding it this past weekend. none of the rabbits have water lines, i only have three bottles and four bowls, and they're covered in tarps only and their feeders are exposed so that means everything went right to shit when it started raining last night. they're fine but the water and food rationing is Real

Unfortunately Chick shit is still in printing--Jack Chick's legacy lives on in the doddering old people who think everyone but themselves are going to hell and it's THEIR job to corral the unwashed masses

Okay but this is important: Which tract was it?

Noooooo why can't the Bun Life be easy :c

Turbro wrote:Okay but this is important: Which tract was it?

I didn't really read it, just kind of flipped through it, but it was called "Room 310", seemed to be about trying to convert someone on their deathbed.
The few panels I skimmed were full of really shitty halfassed arguments that a literate and socially competent atheist wouldn't actually make, but aside from that it seemed relatively inoffensive. Wasn't calling gay people devilspawn, or demonizing a hobby or telling women to know their place for salvation or anything. When I saw the title, I half expected it to be about the evils of premarital sex or some shit, and I was gonna be like "BRUH, I'VE GRADUATED OUT OF THE DEMOGRAPHIC SUBJECT TO THAT LECTURE."

But yeah, seemed like it was probably one of the stupid but safe ones to hand out.

There was a German Shepherd outside my workplace today that looked just like the one in the missing poster someone hung up outside. So I called the owner and he came to check on it and said that it looked like his, but his had a white patch on his stomach. So, then I called the number of the vet that was on it's collar and asked if they could help locate the owner. They said the dog hadn't been there in three years and the number they had for the owner was disconnected. Then they told me the dog's name is Zeus, which is the same name as my dog. Just found it coincidentally weird that a german shepherd would show up two days after someone else's went missing and that it had the same name as my dog. Had no luck finding the owner, but it looked well taken care off, so I'm sure someone will look for it. It being at a grocery store should make it a lot easier to find than it being lost in the woods somewhere.

I thought for sure the end would be "tl;dr I have a new dog."

Honestly thought about it, but it looked really healthy like the owners had taken good care of it, so I assume they'll look for it at least. One dog is enough for me, haha.

That was a very persistent SCP.

What is up fellow AZ people

I'm feeling good today and just wanted to say that you're all lovely and I hope that cute person you've had a crush on notices you for being that way. Yeah you know that person.

Also don't buy white nail polish if you have issues with insecurity. It will point out all your nail painting flaws in GLARING detail.

Fucking cheap booty $3 polish is too runny. It's like trying to paint your nails with water colors.

what about jelly nails?
i hear if you need a snack you can just smear peanut butter on the nails of your other hand then clap your hands together and eat them

Recycling skype conversations doesn't equal quality unfunny waste of space, time and resources, mister.

And now you know.